The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[PTanner]

As good as advertised. I would have liked to see Lou send him on Kendall after he walked.

[Uncouth Sloth]

He ain't gonna do that every day, but he is going to get on base more than 40% of the time, which is why I want him batting 2nd.  Or on this shitstain of a lineup, 1st.

[EG]

Or on this shitstain of a lineup, 1st.

I think the Cubs lineup is pretty good, actually.

[Thrillho]

Or on this shitstain of a lineup, 1st.

I think the Cubs lineup is pretty potentially good, actually.

What's to be done with Scrappy Ryan?'d

[Slaky+]

Or on this shitstain of a lineup, 1st.

I think the Cubs lineup is pretty good, actually.

I'll say it again: I'm very excited for this season to get going in full gear. I hate the day off after the opener, but I love what the Cubs are going to do this year. It's going to be fun.

[Simmer]

My favorite Cubs this year:

DLee
Carlos
Kosuke

Special Mention goes to a non-Game 1 Kerry Wood

[Mike Douche]

Fork wins a 2008 Desippy for best thread title. 

Perfect.

[thehawk]

Bump-san

A two run double on a picture perfect at bat, which followed a perfect bunt that lead to a run.  Fuke has more than a clue out there (and the Cubs come back from 3 down to 2 up).

[Kerm]

Bump-san

A two run double on a picture perfect at bat, which followed a perfect bunt that lead to a run.  Fuke has more than a clue out there (and the Cubs come back from 3 down to 2 up).

That bunt single was the splooge-worthiest thing I've seen a Cubs hitter do since Aramis' 3-run "Ohhh, BABY!" against the Brewers last year.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Me rikey Kosuke-san plenty, Joe

[BC]

The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

[Tonker]

The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

I am surfing the internet, having just had a) bacon, eggs and sausage for breakfast, with fresh coffee and b) an enormous poo.  I might have a wank some time this afternoon, having not had one this morning.

Anybody else?

By the way, how insecure do you have to be to type "in my opinion", in a sentence in which you say how nice it is to be able to catch something you previously missed?  Yeah, I fucking HEARTILY disagree with that, BC.  In MY opinion, it's fucking SHIT that you can do that.

Why do you keep polluting the board with this pish?  Do you really think anybody wants to hear it?

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

You have Audio Gameday in your opinion?  I'm interested in hearing how that works.




Wait... no I'm not.

[PTanner]

The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

You have Audio Gameday in your opinion?  I'm interested in hearing how that works.




Wait... no I'm not.

What were the odds that BC had voices in his head?

[Slaky+]

The good thing about having Gameday Audio in my opinion is that if I can't catch the whole game, I can listen to the game (Or just parts of it) afterward if I wish. I missed all but the first two and the ninth innings today due to work, so I am now listening to the big seventh inning rally.

You have Audio Gameday in your opinion?  I'm interested in hearing how that works.




Wait... no I'm not.

What were the odds that BC had voices in his headFritos by his bed?

One hundred percent'd