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Thrillho

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2008, 12:58:58 AM »
Quote from: powen01 on April 06, 2008, 04:50:45 PM
Turning Japanese.

Winner.

Runner up: "Yanky my wanky."
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

PTanner

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2008, 05:30:29 AM »

even though we joke about Cub fans being racist, the "Horry Cow" shirts I saw at Wrigley field were pretty damn disgusting.

I'd rather wear an "It's Gonna Happen" shirt.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2008, 08:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on April 07, 2008, 12:58:58 AM
Quote from: powen01 on April 06, 2008, 04:50:45 PM
Turning Japanese.

Winner.

Runner up: "Yanky my wanky."

No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need FOOD!

Thrillho

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2008, 09:20:55 AM »
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on April 07, 2008, 08:47:13 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 07, 2008, 12:58:58 AM
Quote from: powen01 on April 06, 2008, 04:50:45 PM
Turning Japanese.

Winner.

Runner up: "Yanky my wanky."

No more yanky my wanky [Yankee rum-drinking]. The Donger need FOOD!

One of my favorite TV censor overdubs.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2008, 09:36:47 AM »
I remember Russ Hodges broadcasting a Giants' exhibition game against a Japanese team.  It is cold in Japan in March and good ol' Russ said  "There is a little nip in the air".
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2008, 11:39:03 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on April 07, 2008, 05:30:29 AM

even though we joke about Cub fans being racist, the "Horry Cow" shirts I saw at Wrigley field were pretty damn disgusting.

I'd rather wear an "It's Gonna Happen" shirt.

Racism, ignorance... it's all the same.  Sadly, I think those people mean well, or at least aren't ill-intentioned, in a really perverted way.

I'll stick to "Fuckyoudome" because it's funny.  And because I'm sure I was one of 5% of Cubs fans who knew how to pronounce his name when he was signed.  It's nice to know a good chunk of that 5% flock to this board.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2008, 01:28:22 PM »
Burping the baby.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2008, 02:07:39 PM »
Shaking hands with the unemployed.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2008, 03:10:51 PM »
I'm watching the CBS sports scroll at the bottom of my page, specifically the left caption, and keep thinking to myself:

Damn Ed! No need to defend that. 

Andy needs some dough so he advertises Ed Curran's porn page?

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2008, 03:23:25 PM »
Rolling the dice.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2008, 03:32:57 PM »
Oh, sorry.  Back on topic:

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2008, 03:33:53 PM »
Tossing some ropes.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2008, 03:42:04 PM »
Gilding the Lily
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2008, 03:48:35 PM »
Beating the ever-loving shit out of my cock
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2008, 07:40:38 PM »
Back off topic?

The jokes about Japanese-Engrish are played out and the shirts are stupid-looking and ghey. But listening to Japanese people speak English never gets old.

At least not for me. I love the Japanese.
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