The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[Mike Douche]

You the writer Dickens? You're 4000 years old.

That's funny. I thought he was more like 196, but hey, we have a Sox fan who is at least familiar with the name of 19th Century British author.

You went to Wikipedia and looked up when Charles Dickens was born. I hope it was worth your time.

Of course he had to go to wikipedia. It's not common knowledge to know that Dickens was a 19th century author and not 4,000 years old.

Really?  Because I would have BET that his tales of industrial era disiillusionment predated the blind poet's tales of the Trojan War.

[Al Yellon]

You the writer Dickens? You're 4000 years old.

That's funny. I thought he was more like 196, but hey, we have a Sox fan who is at least familiar with the name of 19th Century British author.

You went to Wikipedia and looked up when Charles Dickens was born. I hope it was worth your time.

Of course he had to go to wikipedia. It's not common knowledge to know that Dickens was a 19th century author and not 4,000 years old.

Really?  Because I would have BET that his tales of industrial era disiillusionment predated the blind poet's tales of the Trojan War.

That old hack couldn't write his way out of a paper bag. I compare favorably to Homer and Sophocles. Ragnork of the Big Cave? We'll see, but anything is certainly possible.

[joesoxfan]

You're all really dumb. I did enjoy Apex's recent post about what a loser he was in high school.

[PTanner]

You the writer Dickens? You're 4000 years old.

That's funny. I thought he was more like 196, but hey, we have a Sox fan who is at least familiar with the name of 19th Century British author.

You went to Wikipedia and looked up when Charles Dickens was born. I hope it was worth your time.

Of course he had to go to wikipedia. It's not common knowledge to know that Dickens was a 19th century author and not 4,000 years old.

Really?  Because I would have BET that his tales of industrial era disiillusionment predated the blind poet's tales of the Trojan War.

That old hack couldn't write his way out of a paper bag. I compare favorably to Homer and Sophocles. Ragnork of the Big Cave? We'll see, but anything is certainly possible.

You compare favorably to both Sophocles and Testicles.

[Thrillho]

You the writer Dickens? You're 4000 years old.

That's funny. I thought he was more like 196, but hey, we have a Sox fan who is at least familiar with the name of 19th Century British author.

You went to Wikipedia and looked up when Charles Dickens was born. I hope it was worth your time.

Of course he had to go to wikipedia. It's not common knowledge to know that Dickens was a 19th century author and not 4,000 years old.

Really?  Because I would have BET that his tales of industrial era disiillusionment predated the blind poet's tales of the Trojan War.

That old hack couldn't write his way out of a paper bag. I compare favorably to Homer and Sophocles. Ragnork of the Big Cave? We'll see, but anything is certainly possible.

Chuck, I'd go so far as to say you're not unlike a young, preternaturally self-aware Snorri Sturluson.

[CT II]

You're all really dumb. I did enjoy Apex's recent post about what a loser he was in high school.

I miss Paul. 

The things he'd have done to you.

[morpheus]

You're all really dumb. I did enjoy Apex's recent post about what a loser he was in high school.

I miss Paul. 

The things he'd have done to you.

There.  Now post your picture, Romeo, and let's play a game of "Who probably gets laid more?"

[TJ]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

[Al Yellon]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

[Taylor2]

You're all really dumb. I did enjoy Apex's recent post about what a loser he was in high school.

We may be dumb, but just remember I'ts our turn.

[Al Czervik]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Isn't that track 3 on their latest?

[Slaky+]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Everyone knows "sox" refers to the Red Sox. Haven't you ever seen ESPN?

[CubFaninHydePark]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Everyone knows "sox" refers to the Red Sox. Haven't you ever seen ESPN?

The Red Sox and the Yankees are the only two teams playing in baseball, right?

[PTanner]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Everyone knows "sox" refers to the Red Sox. Haven't you ever seen ESPN?

The Red Sox and the Yankees are the only two teams playing in baseball, right?

Ever since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.

[Taylor2]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Everyone knows "sox" refers to the Red Sox. Haven't you ever seen ESPN?

The Red Sox and the Yankees are the only two teams playing in baseball, right?

Don't forget the Mutts. ESPN doesn't.