The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[Slaky]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

I'm definitely hoping Fuky shoves it up our asses and has a solid year. He's certainly earned himself some more playing time as opposed what might have happened if he had put up another 0-fer.

[Tonker]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

[Waco Kid]

I enjoyed watching Fuky have a great game against the Fuckstros. I too hope it contiunes.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

[Quality Start Machine]

I didn't watch a lot of Spring Training, and none of the WBC, but what I saw of Fukudome, he was striding into the ball. As long as he does that, he'll earn his paycheck.

[TDubbs]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

One game.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

One game.

No shit. What's that got to do with me enjoying a little porn before work?

[BH]

Who wants to buy my jersey?

[Tonker]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

One game.

Try and keep up, TDubbs.

EDIT : to point out what RV said, too.

[TDubbs]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

One game.

Try and keep up, TDubbs.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

[Tonker]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.

TH.  Four hits and four runs in one game doesn't really prove anything one way or the other, but it does take some pressure off and buy him some time.  I hope this is the start of a recovery for him, I really do.

I think it proves that he's able to make an adjustment at long last. You could definitely see him staying back and off of that front foot so he can drive the ball. The dude has the skills to pay the bills. We've all seen it. The question was whether he was complete headcase incapable of changing his swing or whether he was just frustrated and out of sorts over the transition from Japan to MLB. Looks like we got a little tiny piece of the right answer finally. I for one am encouraged. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some porn with pixelated coochie regions to fap to.

One game.

Try and keep up, TDubbs.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

WELL, THEN I APOLOGISE FOR GETTING THE WRONG END OF THE STICK, BUT YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC IN ORDER TO AVOID CONFUSION!

[*In a Nutsack]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

[Tonker]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

Shut the fuck up and go back to bed, kid, before I really give you something to be upset about.

[Quality Start Machine]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

Shut the fuck up and go back to bed, kid, before I really give you something to be upset about.

Like sending him to bed WITH dinner?

[butthead]

Who wants to buy my jersey?

I would, but it's too big for me.