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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2009, 11:13:37 AM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #106 on: April 11, 2009, 07:04:53 PM »
SPLOOGE!
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #107 on: April 16, 2009, 02:57:38 PM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2009, 03:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 11, 2009, 07:04:53 PM
SPLOOGE!

My roommate's Japanese food arrived right after Fukudome went all Bukkake on Wainright. 

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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2009, 07:29:31 PM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #110 on: April 26, 2009, 03:49:26 PM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #111 on: April 26, 2009, 04:00:33 PM »
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #112 on: April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM »
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #114 on: April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM »
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Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #115 on: April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #116 on: April 27, 2009, 02:09:13 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Oh rice bowls. Because he's from Japan. I get it.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #117 on: April 27, 2009, 02:10:10 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #118 on: April 27, 2009, 02:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 02:09:13 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Oh rice bowls. Because he's from Japan. I get it.

I just like rice.  You don't get it at all.
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Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
« Reply #119 on: April 27, 2009, 02:12:44 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 27, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 26, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 26, 2009, 04:02:00 PM
He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Are you saying you'll be equally impressed with a .600 slugging percentage and a .780 OPS? Let's say he cools off and puts up a .360 OBP. Then he'd need to slug a meager .420 to put up a .780 OPS. Would that impress you? I don't understand these IAN benchmarks of success at all.
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