The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[ChuckD]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

[Eli]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

It'd be the GritPower we all fear.

[*In a Nutsack]

Just wanted to correct myself:  I accidentally posted Kosuke's career OPS of .780 (it's actually .783--not good) instead of his 2009 OPS of 1.142 (good).  Thanks for the heads-up and calling me on it, Eli and RV.

[ChuckD]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

It'd be the GritPower we all fear.

It was rumored that CERN attempted to prove the existance of GritPower last fall. Yadda yadda yadda, most reports say the Large Hadron Collider should be repaired and back in operation by September.

[Tank]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

It'd be the GritPower we all fear.

It was rumored that CERN attempted to prove the existance of GritPower last fall. Yadda yadda yadda, most reports say the Large Hadron Collider should be repaired and back in operation by September.

Sure, but will it still dickishly refuse to talk to the press?

[Slaky]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

It'd be the GritPower we all fear.

It was rumored that CERN attempted to prove the existance of GritPower last fall. Yadda yadda yadda, most reports say the Large Hadron Collider should be repaired and back in operation by September.

You can't yadda yadda yadda the best part!

[TDubbs]

I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

If he has a .600 SLG and a .780 OPS, he's not working the count very well.

10 singles, 10 doubles, 5 triples, and 50 home runs over 400 PAs would be something to behold.

It'd be the GritPower we all fear.

It was rumored that CERN attempted to prove the existance of GritPower last fall. Yadda yadda yadda, most reports say the Large Hadron Collider should be repaired and back in operation by September.

You can't yadda yadda yadda the best part!

He mentioned the bisque.

[Bonk]

He is a credit to his people. The Japanese should be busting their buttons with pride for Kosuke. And me, I'm borderline ghey for the dude.

He's Asian. Let me see you get borderline ghey for a white dude, and that's saying something.

You trying to pick me up?

His Fukuness is all well and good, but this song and prance happened last year at this time, too.  I know he works the count and can generate a robust OBP, but pull a .600 SLG and .780 OPS out of your rice bowls through July or August and then I'll SPLOOOGE!

Keep up the good work, PAL.

Are you saying you'll be equally impressed with a .600 slugging percentage and a .780 OPS? Let's say he cools off and puts up a .360 OBP. Then he'd need to slug a meager .420 to put up a .780 OPS. Would that impress you? I don't understand these IAN benchmarks of success at all.

Statfags.

[Quality Start Machine]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

[Kermit, B.]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

Still...

April:  .338/.461/.592
May:  .077/.294/.077
June:  DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

Still...

April:  .338/.461/.592
May:  .077/.294/.077 .326/.442/.442
June:  DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Month's not over yet.

[Kermit, B.]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

Still...

April:  .338/.461/.592
May:  .077/.294/.077 .326/.442/.442
June:  DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Month's not over yet.

Okay, well, just let me know when it is.

[Quality Start Machine]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

Still...

April:  .338/.461/.592
May:  .077/.294/.077 .326/.442/.442
June:  DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Month's not over yet.

Okay, well, just let me know when it is.

FYK!

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

SPLOOGE!

[Quality Start Machine]

That was one helluva catch off Pence last night.

Still...

April:  .338/.461/.592
May:  .077/.294/.077 .326/.442/.442


June:  DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Month's not over yet.

Okay, well, just let me know when it is.

.277/.415/.415...second best OPS on the club among regulars for the month, behind our roid-swollen SS.