The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[CT III]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

[MAD]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

Touch-Y.

[Eli]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

[CT III]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

Sorry, I had a couple of beers on the train, and when I got home my dander was up.

[PenPho]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

Sorry, I had a couple of beers on the train, and when I got home my dander was up.

The poor waitress at Olive Garden is still crying.

[Slaky]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

Sorry, I had a couple of beers on the train, and when I got home my dander was up.

The poor waitress at Olive Garden is still crying.

They have an Olive Garden on the train?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

Sorry, I had a couple of beers on the train, and when I got home my dander was up.

The poor waitress at Olive Garden is still crying.

They have an Olive Garden on the train?

In Scottsdale.

Pen made her pick the non-organic bits out of his Pasta a la Minestrone™ while he watched.

[PenPho]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

Sorry, I had a couple of beers on the train, and when I got home my dander was up.

The poor waitress at Olive Garden is still crying.

They have an Olive Garden on the train?

In Scottsdale.

Pen made her pick the non-organic bits out of his Pasta a la Minestrone™ while he watched.

It's like that place isn't even TRYING to be healthy.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Who said anything about this season?

[Slaky]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Trade chip means including him in a package, I assume, to increase value of said hypothetical offer. Some of you guys are attached to Colvin and I'm not sure I understand why.

[SKO]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Oh good lord, before you people all end up arguing the same thing let's just fill out the questionnaire:

1. Do you think Tyler Colvin is a trade chip?
2. If yes, for what would you trade him? (please be specific about position and age of player)
3. Would that person be a pick up for a playoff run this year, or a person who can help the team next year?

[Shooter]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Oh good lord, before you people all end up arguing the same thing let's just fill out the questionnaire:

1. Do you think Tyler Colvin is a trade chip?
2. If yes, for what would you trade him? (please be specific about position and age of player)
3. Would that person be a pick up for a playoff run this year, or a person who can help the team next year?

Playoffs?

[SKO]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Oh good lord, before you people all end up arguing the same thing let's just fill out the questionnaire:

1. Do you think Tyler Colvin is a trade chip?
2. If yes, for what would you trade him? (please be specific about position and age of player)
3. Would that person be a pick up for a playoff run this year, or a person who can help the team next year?

Playoffs?

My point exactly. I think IAN here is confused in thinking people are willing to trade Colvin out of a deluded sense that this team is only a trade deadline acquisition away from contending. I think everyone here knows they're out of it, but would be willing to trade Colvin to get a player that has value for the next couple years. I just don't know who that player would be or what position he would be at. Unless we're packaging him to get Adrian Gonzalez to replace the deceased Derrek Lee.

[Yeti]

Anyway, to go back to BH's post, I would trade Colvin in a heartbeat if he was going to bring back a good major league player in return.

Maybe Hendry can package Colvin and Soto together to snare another bullpen arm that can complement John Grabow and REALLY anchor the pen once and for all.  Chad Qualls, perhaps?

Because that's totally what I said.  I apologize, Colvin's awesome.  We should never trade him, ever.  I'm sure his value will only increase.

I was commenting on Hendry's propensity for overvaluing relievers, not your trade idea.  I completely agree Colvin could be a good trade chip right now.

What quality major league ready player will Colvin net in return that can do anything for the Cubs this season?  I don't understand this idea at all.  But, I guess that's the least suprising of things and something else.

Oh good lord, before you people all end up arguing the same thing let's just fill out the questionnaire:

1. Do you think Tyler Colvin is a trade chip?
2. If yes, for what would you trade him? (please be specific about position and age of player)
3. Would that person be a pick up for a playoff run this year, or a person who can help the team next year?

Playoffs?

My point exactly. I think IAN here is confused in thinking people are willing to trade Colvin out of a deluded sense that this team is only a trade deadline acquisition away from contending. I think everyone here knows they're out of it, but would be willing to trade Colvin to get a player that has value for the next couple years. I just don't know who that player would be or what position he would be at. Unless we're packaging him to get Adrian Gonzalez to replace the deceased Derrek Lee.

As bad and frustrating as they have been, they are *only* 6.5 out. That's closer than I would have expected just by watching this team.