Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread

[Waco Kid]

That curve to strikeout Fat Prince was nasty.

[TJ]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

[PenFoe]

Despite it all...I'll miss the hell out of him.
A true Cub (in all the good ways).

[LoneStarCubFan]

Fuck Jim Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

[butthead]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

This kind of sucks. Maybe it's the smart thing to do, maybe it's not, but that's not the issue. When you're a kid you get attached to the players on your favorite team, but as an adult you're supposed to be smarter than that. We are just rooting for laundry after all. But it is sad to see him go.

[JakeD]

Fuck Jim Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

Amen.

[Shooter]

Intrepid reader: ChucktoChuck

Finally.

[Philberto]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

Godspeed?? Unless I am missing something, he isn't gone, is he?
Just because Gregg is in the mix, that shouldn't mean the end of one of my favorite Cubs...

*Edit: I'm an idiot.
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6416.msg157351#msg157351

**Edit, again: Well motherfucker. I can't comprehend that guy with someone else. Oh well. It's a sad sad day but oh well..

[Joe]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

Godspeed?? Unless I am missing something, he isn't gone, is he?
Just because Gregg is in the mix, that shouldn't mean the end of one of my favorite Cubs...

Yes:  http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2008/11/kerry-wood-and-cubs-split.html

[*In a Nutsack]

FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

Go to hell, Hendry.

[Philberto]

FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

I haven't been this upset about a Cub leaving. Ever. Shit!

[Weebs]

Hendry can go fuck himself.

[Joe]

It's also nice to see Jim lay the groundwork to sabotage the rest of the National League saying Kerry deserves a "three- or four-year, long-term contract".

Good to see they are getting rid of the guys that cost them the NLDS. 

Does anyone know if Kevin Gregg knows any card tricks or something that will loosen up the clubhouse?

[*In a Nutsack]

FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

I haven't been this upset about a Cub leaving. Ever. Shit!

Kerry's taken one-year deals for about three straight years now (I'm sure I'll be corrected on that).  For Jeebus' sake, he finally showed he can stay healthy and excel in a role and you let him walk?  Because he wants a second or third year?  Maybe I'm being obtuse, but this is really disheartening.

[LoneStarCubFan]

FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

I haven't been this upset about a Cub leaving. Ever. Shit!

Kerry's taken one-year deals for about three straight years now (I'm sure I'll be corrected on that).  For Jeebus' sake, he finally showed he can stay healthy and excel in a role and you let him walk?  Because he wants a second or third year?  Maybe I'm being obtuse, but this is really disheartening.

Don't worry it'll be even more disheartening when Peavy winds up in Atlanta and Dempster is pitching for somebody else next year.