Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

This.

This is what happens when you elect a black, socialist president....

[Thrillho]

I do not approve.

So now that Prior and Wood are gone, do you have to find a new team?

I was never into Prior.

I don't need a new team; I might, however, have to get Extra Innings again, which I was perhaps planning to skip.

Sounds to me like you already have your checkbook out.

(People still use checks, right?)

People who pay by check in stores deserve to get caught in horrible traffic jams while being stuck behind 18-wheelers that totally block their view of what might be happening on their way home from using such inconsiderate instruments of payment.  Especially the ones who actually do the math in their check register at the store.*



*I say this even though my PC isn't working, and I can't access my electronic check register in Quicken until I get a copy of Windows to install on my Mac.  I would never go back to writing checks.  So 20th century. 

hi

SMG... I think Chad here has a few questions for you on the finer points of anatomy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the MEAT CURTAIN....


*I'm sorry. Did I cross a line there?

Pretty sure you did, you fabulous closet case.

[Philberto]

He was fragile. But there were few players that I rooted for more than him.



Godspeed, Kerry Wood.

This.

This is what happens when you elect a black, socialist president....

This.

[smg]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

[5laky]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

If that's true then Hendry really is an idiot.

[Waco Kid]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

[Eli]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

If that's true then Hendry really is an idiot.

Yes, that makes it far more frustrating.

[morpheus]

ANGRY

[RV]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

What. the. fuck.

(A) Re-sign Wood to a one year deal. Profit.

(B) Tell Wood to get bent. Trade one of your best prospects for a pretty good reliever who's worse than Wood.

Great decision, fatso.

[Mike Douche]

If this is true, then consider me a little bitch.

[PenFoe]

If this is true, then continue to consider me a little bitch.

Done'd

[Waco Kid]

Kerry would have "done anything", including taking a one-year deal, in order to stay.

Goddammit.

I just typed the exact same response and was about to post.

As Lone Star said Fuck Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

What. the. fuck.

(A) Re-sign Wood to a one year deal. Profit.

(B) Tell Wood to get bent. Trade one of your best prospects for a pretty good reliever who's worse than Wood.

Great decision, fatso.

I don't understand why Jumbo wouldn't go with a one year deal if Wood was open to it. Hendry's an idiot.

[Mike Douche]

Hopefully Kerm will be able to go to this year's BLOGGER'S LUNCHEON so he can find out from Hendry how much of this is true.

[TDubbs]

AFOOT!!!!!!!!!!