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Dave B

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #240 on: January 12, 2009, 01:10:20 PM »
Firehoses on Doggie Stalker would give her a wet Wood t-shirt.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #241 on: January 12, 2009, 03:05:45 PM »
Good idea.  Buy tickets to the Cubs Convention, then silently protest by wearing the Cubs merchandise you bought. 

That'll teach 'em!

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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #242 on: January 12, 2009, 03:19:11 PM »
Here's a better idea:











Any of these would only cost $250 each.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #243 on: January 12, 2009, 03:21:11 PM »
Yellon on a White Sox or Cardinals jersey would be priceless.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #244 on: January 12, 2009, 03:31:33 PM »
Stew will be wearing his Pafko jersey.  Maybe someone else can wear this, to silently protest the way this guy was handled:





Or how about this one, Dave B?




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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #245 on: January 12, 2009, 07:30:45 PM »
If you'll go that far, you might as well take the next step ... get one that says "Yellon Sucks"
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #246 on: January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM »
Wait until I have secks with his wife!
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #247 on: January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #248 on: January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #249 on: January 13, 2009, 08:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Pre on January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.

She'll be walking funny, though.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #250 on: January 13, 2009, 08:15:27 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.

She'll be walking funny, though.

I was wondering why my cat was hobbling with a red, swollen ass and a dollar tied to its tail.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #251 on: January 13, 2009, 08:20:16 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 08:15:27 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.

She'll be walking funny, though.

I was wondering why my cat was hobbling with a red, swollen ass and a dollar tied to its tail.

You can't see me right now, but I'm laughing my ass off.
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #252 on: January 13, 2009, 08:49:03 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.


She'll be walking funny, though.

Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #253 on: January 13, 2009, 08:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 08:15:27 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Pre on January 13, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2009, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 07:34:43 PM
Wait until I have secks with his wife!

You're rolling the dice that you will compare favorably.

If he uses his normal techniques she won't even remember it happened.

She'll be walking funny, though.

I was wondering why my cat was hobbling with a red, swollen ass and a dollar tied to its tail.

Your cat and Matsuflex have the same talent?
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Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
« Reply #254 on: June 19, 2009, 05:57:40 PM »


Not pictured, at left: Wood's Cleveland Indians teammates
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