Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

Um.  What?

Even IAN can see that something went wrong with this 'Quote' button.

[Yeti]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

[R-V]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

[PenFoe]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Both are based on the assumption that the other GM is a complete retard.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

[CT III]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

The BBQ kind are the shit.

[Slaky]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

I can almost taste Yeti's Desipio butthurtedness these last few days.

Why would anyone trade for Carlos Silva? Isn't Wood a free agent after this year anyway (maybe it was mentioned in Yeti's link, but I refuse to read George Asscastle)?

How does Yeti's ass taste?

Like undigested Fritos.

So, that would be like regular Fritos then?

The BBQ kind are the shit.

Chili Cheese trump all.

[Eli]

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

[Yeti]

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

"Bad at baseball" for "really good at baseball" is the same as "probably washed up" for "washed up". GOT IT!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Definitely. Especially since the Fontenot/Upton thing is exactly the same as Wood/Silva

Well, they are exactly the same, because neither trade makes any sense.

"Bad at baseball" for "really good at baseball" is the same as "probably washed up" for "washed up". GOT IT!

Don't be obtuse.

Silva-for-Wood would never happen. That's the whole point. That's it.

Don't drag Kerry's thread into a useless semantic argument over Justin Upton that's totally beside any relevant point.

Fucking let it go, fatso, and go take a jog around the block or something.

[Gilgamesh]

Kerry Wood was good.  Let us close this thread with fond memories of his goodness.

[PenFoe]

/thread

[thehawk]

/thread

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