All Purpose Why are the Bears drafting this douche thread. 4/26-27 2008.

[Internet Apex]

Chris Williams anyone? Rashard Mendenhall? Jeff Otah? Trade up and take Dorsey? Trade out altogether and take Rick Mirer again?


What sayeth?

[Three times a JD]

Ken Dorsey?  That'd be silly.  Pull yer head outta yer butt.  There's no need to trade up to take him anyways.  Jeff Otah?  Sounds like Jeff Utah to me.  Never take a dude named after a Mormon state.  Chris Williams?  Good name, but he's black, not white.  Don't take black dudes with white names that went to Vanderbilt.  Mendenhall?  He's good.  The Bears need an offensive line or the pick ain't worth the booger it'd net.  So who should they take?  They should take a pass.  They'd just screw up the pick anyways. 

[CT II]

Chris Long is taken with the second pick. 

[racist]I'm sure he'll go on to join the long list of white DE's who became outstanding pass rushers in the NFL.[/racist]

[Internet Apex]

Chris Long is taken with the second pick. 

[racist]I'm sure he'll go on to join the long list of white DE's who became outstanding pass rushers in the NFL.[/racist]

Let's see there was...



and then there was... uh... Trace Armstrong. That's it. Geez.

[Slaky+]

Bryce Paup?

[Internet Apex]

Bryce Paup?

Patrick Kearney says hi. Does anybody hear him?

[Slaky+]

Bryce Paup?

Patrick Kearney says hi. Does anybody hear him?

He has a strange way of saying it.

[MDZ]

Bryce Paup?

Patrick Kearney says hi. Does anybody hear him?

He has a strange way of saying it.

Jared Allen, at least until he's locked up for DUIs.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

They'll get a franchise QB.  They're gonna trade it to Green Bay for the rights to Brett Favre.

[Internet Apex]

It's Chris Williams. If he can get to the LT spot this season, Tait can move back to the right where he belongs. If it works out, the Bears get better on both sides of the line.

Please, be good.

[RV]

Good pick. Mendenhall would have been fun to watch if the offensive line wasn't in shambles, but they filled a need. And the guy is definitely a left tackle, something that you couldn't be sure about with Otah or Albert.

[Three times a JD]

Good pick. Mendenhall would have been fun to watch if the offensive line wasn't in shambles, but they filled a need. And the guy is definitely a left tackle, something that you couldn't be sure about with Otah or Albert.

The best thing about it is that they got a guy from the best college football conference on this continent. 

[Neifilicious]

Clady was gone, so we were left with three O-linemen worthy of the draft slot.

Otah and Albert would both be learning on the job.  One's a RT and one's a Guard.  Williams was a starting left tackle for a long time and is ready to go.  Tait's been a pretty decent left tackle, but he's gonna be sick back on the right side.

Good stuff.  Back-to-back years with awesome first round picks.  

For the second round, any of Chilo Richal, Sam Baker, Brian Brohm, or Joe Flacco would be downright heavenly and make the draft an automatic win, no matter who the rest of the picks are.

[Gil Gunderson]

Good pick. Mendenhall would have been fun to watch if the offensive line wasn't in shambles, but they filled a need. And the guy is definitely a left tackle, something that you couldn't be sure about with Otah or Albert.

I have a feeling Mendenhall will still be available in the second round.

[Neifilicious]

Flacco just went 18th overall to Baltimore.  That's the reach of the draft.  They're either going to look very smart or very stupid in three years.

Probably very stupid, as they could have traded down ten spots and still gotten him...Or Brohm...Who would have probably been a much better choice.  The whole thing smells like someone trying to act smarter than they are.