All Purpose Why are the Bears drafting this douche thread. 4/26-27 2008.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Peter King believes in Tarvaris Jackson and that belief is rooted in sincerity, as evidenced by the tears that fell on his keyboard while typing the sentence that told Brad Childress to not give up on Tarvaris Jackson.

I really feel like Tarvaris Jackson is just Henry Burris under a pseudonym.

That's a damn good comparison.

[CT II]

Does this thread really suck as bad as CT tells me it does?  If so, I'll just skip it.

Have I ever steered you wrong before?

No, but that's only because I'M always the one driving YOUR ass around.

This from the guy who couldn't be bothered to give his own father a ride to the field.

[Thrillho]

Peter King believes in Tarvaris Jackson and that belief is rooted in sincerity, as evidenced by the tears that fell on his keyboard while typing the sentence that told Brad Childress to not give up on Tarvaris Jackson.

I really feel like Tarvaris Jackson is just Henry Burris under a pseudonym.

That's a damn good comparison.

Racists.

[Kerm]

Does this thread really suck as bad as CT tells me it does?  If so, I'll just skip it.

Have I ever steered you wrong before?

No, but that's only because I'M always the one driving YOUR ass around.

This from the guy who couldn't be bothered to give his own father a ride to the field.

I offered!

[Internet Apex]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

[Three times a JD]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

[Internet Apex]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

Can it be a Paul Thread? That has yet to suck.

[Slaky+]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

Can it be a Paul Thread? That has yet to suck.

Those are all near and dear to me.

[EG]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

Can it be a Paul Thread? That has yet to suck.

I'll give you a Bears thread that is nothing but BC and Paul ranting for a page and a half. 

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1782

I'm not even sure what to compare that pairing to. 

[Mike Douche]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

Can it be a Paul Thread? That has yet to suck.

I'll give you a Bears thread that is nothing but BC and Paul ranting for a page and a half. 

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1782

I'm not even sure what to compare that pairing to. 

You did it, EG!  You herded cats!  Okay it was only two, but they said it was impossible.

I like how Paul called the season over 2 quarters into it like the hysterically overdramatic bitch that he was, in a season in which the Bears would eventually win a division.  I can see why I once thought The Smirk really was Teh Paul.

Also, thank for the reminder that I totally fucking ragged on Tommie Harris, EG.  I'm hanging my head for that one.

[Thrillho]

I had such high hopes for this draft thread. How it turned out is hard to define. I think I'll wait and see how it all plays out. 

We should, instead, rate a draftthread from a couple years ago.

Can it be a Paul Thread? That has yet to suck.

I'll give you a Bears thread that is nothing but BC and Paul ranting for a page and a half. 

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1782

I'm not even sure what to compare that pairing to. 

That wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped.

The two of them barely interact, each preferring to mostly respond to himself.

Disappointing, frankly.

[EG]

That wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped.

The two of them barely interact, each preferring to mostly respond to himself.

Disappointing, frankly.

Actually, the fact that they never interacted was part of why I found it funny.  Two people combined for 20-plus posts on a discussion board, without ever actually talking to one another.  I think it sums up both of their self-important, deluded personalities quite well.

Annnnd, that's probably enough messageboard psychoanalysis for a month.

[Slaky+]

That wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped.

The two of them barely interact, each preferring to mostly respond to himself.

Disappointing, frankly.

Actually, the fact that they never interacted was part of why I found it funny.  Two people combined for 20-plus posts on a discussion board, without ever actually talking to one another.  I think it sums up both of their self-important, deluded personalities quite well.

Annnnd, that's probably enough messageboard psychoanalysis for a month.

If any poster was unsure of the term "Paulcast", I think it's pretty clear now.

Only Paul could have predicted the legacy that Paul would have left here.

[Andy]

That wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped.

The two of them barely interact, each preferring to mostly respond to himself.

Disappointing, frankly.

It was just like the diner scene from "Heat."

[PTanner]

That wasn't nearly as entertaining as I'd hoped.

The two of them barely interact, each preferring to mostly respond to himself.

Disappointing, frankly.

It was just like the diner scene from "Heat."

or the heat scene from "Diner".