The Venture Bros.

[Internet Apex]

For me, Hank's video message to himself has been the highlight of this awesome season so far.

[Bort]

For Apex:

Hunter Gathers: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.
Brock: Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.
Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

[CT III]

Okay, so in the first five minutes there was a Gallagher II reference and they bad mouthed Rush.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[BBM]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

[CT III]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

Somewhat offset by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in her cheerleading outfit.

[SKO]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

Somewhat offset by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in her cheerleading outfit.

Then made irrelevant by the fact that THEY'RE CARTOONS YOU MORONS.

[CT III]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

Somewhat offset by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in her cheerleading outfit.

Then made irrelevant by the fact that THEY'RE CARTOONS YOU MORONS.

To each his own.

[Bort]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

Somewhat offset by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in her cheerleading outfit.

Then made irrelevant by the fact that THEY'RE CARTOONS YOU MORONS.

So is the Bears' O-line, but you tune in every Sunday.

[SKO]

However, I really didn't need to see 21 in a ballgag and chaps.

Somewhat offset by Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in her cheerleading outfit.

Then made irrelevant by the fact that THEY'RE CARTOONS YOU MORONS.

So is the Bears' O-line, but you tune in every Sunday.

*tips cap*

[Internet Apex]

Poss. DRLP:

http://venturefans.org/vbwiki/Main_Page

The Venture Fans Wiki. Yay?

[CT III]

Bumped for 1 hour season finale on Sunday, ogdens.

[Internet Apex]

Bumped for 1 hour season finale on Sunday, ogdens.

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[Bort]

Bumped for 1 hour season finale on Sunday, ogdens.

8====================================================D~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I, too, have an extended ASCII-art penis over this.

[CT III]

Broken heart, mended.

Oh. Your. God.

[Bort]

Broken heart, mended.

Oh. Your. God.

When I get home from work today, it is on like Donkey Kong.