Larry Rothschild can eat a bag of dicks

[Al Yellon]

You guys missed the obvious 'backdoor slider' joke.

[*In a Nutsack]

Well, you obviously didn't.

[TDubbs]

Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

So would you nibble around the edges like Rich Hill, or pound her inside like Big Z?

Hit it from behind like Izturis.

I'd line one into the gap like Fukkake.

Internet Pauls, huh?  We all know we'd misplay that like Soriano.

I'd be like Korey and strike out.
Then I'd  be like DLEE and hit 35 jimmies.  (I truly don't know what that means, but I thought it sounded dirty enough to work.)

[PTanner]

Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

So would you nibble around the edges like Rich Hill, or pound her inside like Big Z?

Hit it from behind like Izturis.

I'd line one into the gap like Fukkake.

Internet Pauls, huh?  We all know we'd misplay that like Soriano.

I'd be like Korey and strike out.
Then I'd  be like DLEE and hit 35 jimmies.  (I truly don't know what that means, but I thought it sounded dirty enough to work.)

(psst...) try "be like DLee and swing the big stick" Hit 35 jimmies? not bad.

[*In a Nutsack]

I'd let her eat my jimmie 35 times.

How's that?  I bet she'll call any minute now.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

So would you nibble around the edges like Rich Hill, or pound her inside like Big Z?

Hit it from behind like Izturis.

I'd line one into the gap like Fukkake.

Internet Pauls, huh?  We all know we'd misplay that like Soriano.

I'd be like Korey and strike out.
Then I'd  be like DLEE and hit 35 jimmies.  (I truly don't know what that means, but I thought it sounded dirty enough to work.)

(psst...) try "be like DLee and swing the big stick" Hit 35 jimmies? not bad.

Quitter.  You strike out with a babe and become one of them homersexuals?  Weak.  Take it like a man, not Rich Hill.

[BH]

Fuck it's silent in here bump? The most respected pitching coach in baseball is having a pretty good year with our starters so far.

[Yeti]

Fuck it's silent in here bump? The most respected pitching coach in baseball is having a pretty good year with our starters so far.

He's had good seasons (Well, the people who play under him have) for quite some time.. It's just that dumbass reactionary fans think he's the worst thing on the Cubs. He's far, far from the worst thing on this team. It's been this way for a long time. I gots no beef with Larr.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Is it time this thread was renamed?

[MAD]

Fuck it's silent in here bump? The most respected pitching coach in baseball is having a pretty good year with our starters so far.

Yes, Chip Caray.  The first week of May is a good time to make start throwing out bouquets.  

Doesn't erase the 7 years of mixed results he's had prior to this legendary month.

[MAD]

Is it time this thread was renamed?

DPD.

Do you really want LoneStarCubFan to come back and do the honors?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Is it time this thread was renamed?

DPD.

Do you really want LoneStarCubFan to come back and do the honors?

I don't think he could even if he tried, after full-on deleting his account like a gutless fucking slapdick asshole.

[Yeti]

Fuck it's silent in here bump? The most respected pitching coach in baseball is having a pretty good year with our starters so far.

Yes, Chip Caray.  The first week of May is a good time to make start throwing out bouquets. 

Doesn't erase the 7 years of mixed results he's had prior to this legendary month.

I know I've done some research into this in the past, but his pitching staffs have been in the top 3rd of the NL most of the years he's been here. This was before my SABRYeti days, but I'm pretty sure it's still valid. Rothschild has been more good than bad.

[Slaky]

Is it time this thread was renamed?

DPD.

Do you really want LoneStarCubFan to come back and do the honors?

I don't think he could even if he tried, after full-on deleting his account like a gutless fucking slapdick asshole.

That was essentially his suicide note. You should be more respectful.

[Eli]

Doesn't erase the 7 years of mixed results he's had prior to this legendary month.

I know I've done some research into this in the past, but his pitching staffs have been in the top 3rd of the NL most of the years he's been here. This was before my SABRYeti days, but I'm pretty sure it's still valid. Rothschild has been more good than bad.

Major League ERA rank:

2009: 5th
2008: 5th
2007: 4th
2006: 24th
2005: 15th
2004: 3rd
2003: 5th

Looks pretty good to me.