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TJ

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2008, 03:46:30 PM »
Quote from: CT II on May 19, 2008, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 03:06:41 PM
Solider Fangen wird gefüllt mit Immigranten auf! = ALE-ESS-YEW!

Precisely.

Rather it said "Soldier Field is filled with illegal immigrants!" when I put it in English and translated it to German.

Not anymore. The Fire moved to Bridgeview.

Thrillho

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 04:09:20 PM »
Quote from: TJ on May 19, 2008, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: CT II on May 19, 2008, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 03:06:41 PM
Solider Fangen wird gefüllt mit Immigranten auf! = ALE-ESS-YEW!

Precisely.

Rather it said "Soldier Field is filled with illegal immigrants!" when I put it in English and translated it to German.

Not anymore. The Fire moved to Bridgeview.

Pure, unadulterated gold, TJ.
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fiveouts

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM »
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Three times a JD

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2008, 03:49:23 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Dang.  How'd I forget about that? 
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

helloWorld

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 20, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Dang.  How'd I forget about that? 

Damn, why did you remind him.



JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..
Geovany Soto is my own personal jebus.

Three times a JD

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2008, 05:37:28 PM »
Whoa..wha?

I thought this thread was about Phil Rogers being on his period.
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

Thrillho

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »
Quote from: helloWorld on May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM


JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..

Are you mad, helloWorld?!... You've got it running backwards!!
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                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

helloWorld

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2008, 08:19:51 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on May 20, 2008, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: helloWorld on May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM


JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..

Are you mad, helloWorld?!... You've got it running backwards!!

Mad as a scientist.  You see, hypnotic memory suppression of the Phil Roger's +/- system failed when using counter-clockwise spiraling.  My new hypothesis is that clockwise spiraling will lead to this important medical breakthrough and save the world.  ... Well, that or mad as a hatter.
Geovany Soto is my own personal jebus.

Al Yellon

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 11:06:15 AM »
Quote from: helloWorld on May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 20, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Dang.  How'd I forget about that? 

Damn, why did you remind him.



JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..

If you ever get a chance to look at one of these while loaded off your ass on mushrooms and cheap brandy, you might just be a winner in this great thing we call America.

Thrillho

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2008, 11:27:00 AM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 21, 2008, 11:06:15 AM
Quote from: helloWorld on May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 20, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Dang.  How'd I forget about that? 

Damn, why did you remind him.



JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..

If you ever get a chance to look at one of these while loaded off your ass on mushrooms and cheap brandy, you might just be a winner in this great thing we call America.

Slow season in Iowa, CD?
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

Al Yellon

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 11:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on May 21, 2008, 11:27:00 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 21, 2008, 11:06:15 AM
Quote from: helloWorld on May 20, 2008, 05:28:53 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 20, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Dang.  How'd I forget about that? 

Damn, why did you remind him.



JD you are feeling sleepy ..
You're eyelids are getting heavy ..

If you ever get a chance to look at one of these while loaded off your ass on mushrooms and cheap brandy, you might just be a winner in this great thing we call America.

Slow season decade in Iowa, CD?

That's a big 10-4, amigo.

RV

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2008, 10:39:35 AM »
Phil is still dumb. He's added the 5 bats ranking system to his collection of ranking systems. The Cubs get 4 bats for this collection of bums that he calls organizational depth.

QuoteOther intriguing names who could make contributions if needs arise: left-handers Neal Cotts, Randy Keisler, J.R. Mathes and Donald Veal; outfielders Andres Torres and Micah Hoffpauir (currently replacing Daryle Ward on the Cubs' bench); catcher Koyie Hill; and utility man Bobby Scales.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-080527-chicago-white-sox-cubs-world-series,1,2529501,print.column

Al Yellon

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2008, 10:44:41 AM »
Quote from: RV on May 28, 2008, 10:39:35 AM
Phil is still dumb. He's added the 5 bats ranking system to his collection of ranking systems. The Cubs get 4 bats for this collection of bums that he calls organizational depth.

QuoteOther intriguing names who could make contributions if needs arise: left-handers Neal Cotts, Randy Keisler, J.R. Mathes and Donald Veal; outfielders Andres Torres and Micah Hoffpauir (currently replacing Daryle Ward on the Cubs' bench); catcher Koyie Hill; and utility man Bobby Scales.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-080527-chicago-white-sox-cubs-world-series,1,2529501,print.column


Neal Cotts? The only "contribution" he can make is a steaming heap of fertilizer to the playing field.

BH

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2008, 10:48:42 AM »
Quote from: RV on May 28, 2008, 10:39:35 AM
Phil is still dumb. He's added the 5 bats ranking system to his collection of ranking systems. The Cubs get 4 bats for this collection of bums that he calls organizational depth.

QuoteOther intriguing names who could make contributions if needs arise: left-handers Neal Cotts, Randy Keisler, J.R. Mathes and Donald Veal; outfielders Andres Torres and Micah Hoffpauir (currently replacing Daryle Ward on the Cubs' bench); catcher Koyie Hill; and utility man Bobby Scales.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-080527-chicago-white-sox-cubs-world-series,1,2529501,print.column


Who the phuck is bobby scales?

Thrillho

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Re: The Phil Rogers Curse?
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2008, 11:00:29 AM »
Quote from: BH on May 28, 2008, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: RV on May 28, 2008, 10:39:35 AM
Phil is still dumb. He's added the 5 bats ranking system to his collection of ranking systems. The Cubs get 4 bats for this collection of bums that he calls organizational depth.

QuoteOther intriguing names who could make contributions if needs arise: left-handers Neal Cotts, Randy Keisler, J.R. Mathes and Donald Veal; outfielders Andres Torres and Micah Hoffpauir (currently replacing Daryle Ward on the Cubs' bench); catcher Koyie Hill; and utility man BOBBY SCALES!!!.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-080527-chicago-white-sox-cubs-world-series,1,2529501,print.column


Who the phuck is BOBBY SCALES!!!?

Ask Fork'd
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!