Pollyellon banned me

[Kerm]

Would it have killed them to run an iron over that?  Derrek looks bewildered.

It's a XXL, Kerm. Form-fitting shirts don't show wrinkles.

That was nice of them to make them NSBB-sized.

[Mike Douche]

I enjoy long walks in the woods, baloney sandwiches, going to blogs that aren't my own where people are only allowed to agree with each other. I've never ordered a t-shirt that required a money order. I think great home runs are likely hit in important games. I believe that there's nothing cute or folksy about a team that hasn't won a championship in a century, or in seeing an opposing pitcher throw a no-hitter against that team. Otherwise I'm just like the rest of you simps.

That's gold, Andy.

Any lesser known morans here want to earn some stripes?   You could have fun being the turd in BCB's punchbowl.

[The Big Cheese]

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

[Kerm]

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

Wow.  That's really lame.

[powen01]

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

Wow.  That's really lame.

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend over on the chud forums...

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

What NSBB needs, is Kierkegaard.

[Slaky+]

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

Wow.  That's really lame.

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend over on the chud forums...

He hasn't been back in a while and I miss him. Dearly.

[powen01]

He didn't just ban you, he erased your posting history.  Your posts must have been inciting the lemmings to run for the cliffs.

Wow.  That's really lame.

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend in his own mind over on the chud forums...

Joke on a tee-ball'd

[Poon]

More fun stuff...

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/3/14/105813/870

Ok, now I'm new here and don't know all the jokes that have been cracked and all of that stuff, but that shirt is fucking horrible.  Hey, why don't you go ahead and make a shirt to raise money to fight a disease that looks like a fucking skull and crossbones.  Then give that to the guy whose daughter has that disease so he'll wear it when he tucks her in.  Then out of her one good eye she makes out a fucking skull and crossbones asking her dad why he's wearing that.  "Oh dear, well some ignorant fucks on the innerwebs gave me this and they'd like you to know that after you go completely fucking blind, you're gonna end up putting rat poison on your corn flakes or get hit by a god damn bus and die."  All that shirt is missing is some X's instead of eyes.

[Three times a JD]

Ok, now I'm new here and don't know all the jokes that have been cracked and all of that stuff, but that shirt is fucking horrible.  Hey, why don't you go ahead and make a shirt to raise money to fight a disease that looks like a fucking skull and crossbones.  Then give that to the guy whose daughter has that disease so he'll wear it when he tucks her in.  Then out of her one good eye she makes out a fucking skull and crossbones asking her dad why he's wearing that.  "Oh dear, well some ignorant fucks on the innerwebs gave me this and they'd like you to know that after you go completely fucking blind, you're gonna end up putting rat poison on your corn flakes or get hit by a god damn bus and die."  All that shirt is missing is some X's instead of eyes.

I like your moxie, but I don't think there's any way that shirt even made to D-Lee's car that night.

[Three times a JD]

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend over on the chud forums...

He hasn't been back in a while and I miss him. Dearly.

It does kinda suck.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Ok, now I'm new here and don't know all the jokes that have been cracked and all of that stuff, but that shirt is fucking horrible.  Hey, why don't you go ahead and make a shirt to raise money to fight a disease that looks like a fucking skull and crossbones.  Then give that to the guy whose daughter has that disease so he'll wear it when he tucks her in.  Then out of her one good eye she makes out a fucking skull and crossbones asking her dad why he's wearing that.  "Oh dear, well some ignorant fucks on the innerwebs gave me this and they'd like you to know that after you go completely fucking blind, you're gonna end up putting rat poison on your corn flakes or get hit by a god damn bus and die."  All that shirt is missing is some X's instead of eyes.

Well played.

I think if we've learned anything today, it's that Albert's philanthropy is just about as bad as his writing.    

[Kerm]

Ok, now I'm new here and don't know all the jokes that have been cracked and all of that stuff, but that shirt is fucking horrible.

You passed the first test.

[powen01]

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend over on the chud forums...

He hasn't been back in a while and I miss him. Dearly.

It does kinda suck.

Maybe if you faggots made some really butt ugly t-shirts for everyone, he would come back.  

[Three times a JD]

I know a guy we could ask to start some shit over there...  He's practically a legend over on the chud forums...

He hasn't been back in a while and I miss him. Dearly.

It does kinda suck.

Maybe if you faggots made some really butt ugly t-shirts for everyone, he would come back.  

I got a better idea.  You and Slaky.  Making out on a bed.  Me---just watching.