Pollyellon banned me

[powen01]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

Intrepid Reader: Mark Grace

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

[DwightKurtz]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

Because some of the BCB crowd were too mean, or something, she defected.  Or was it because they strayed from topics too much?  I can't remember.

Anyway, Desipio responded to the situation in Desipio fashion.

[Mike Douche]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

Thrillho?

Our man Powen needs some Desipucation.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

Thrillho?

Our man Powen needs some Desipucation.

Thrillho is to Desipio what Doris Kearns Goodwin is to late 20th Century Presidents.

...and if I recall the thing with Julie, didn't that start after someone hijacked her diary?

[Gil Gunderson]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

Thrillho?

Our man Powen needs some Desipucation.

Thrillho is to Desipio what Doris Kearns Goodwin is to late 20th Century Presidents.

...and if I recall the thing with Julie, didn't that start after someone hijacked her diary?

But I don't think Thrillho is a plagiarist.  Too classy for that.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

But I don't think Thrillho is a plagiarist.  Too classy for that.

Plagiarism aside, of course.

[morpheus]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

If you're really looking for her:

http://www.inaleagueofherown.com/

[CT II]

I am posting in this thread.

Consequently, somebody will EMail Al in a month's time, informing him that I slagged him.  He will then EMail Goat Riders asking us why I attacked him and called him mean names in a Desipio thread.

...at least, based on what happened with Julie, that's what will happen now.

I'm emailing him now.  You can thank me later.

What happened with this Julie chick, and where can I get in on that gangbang?

Thrillho?

Our man Powen needs some Desipucation.

Thrillho is to Desipio what Doris Kearns Goodwin is to late 20th Century Presidents.

...and if I recall the thing with Julie, didn't that start after someone hijacked her diary?

You can learn more about the Julie Saga here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4412.0

[TJ]

But I don't think Thrillho is a plagiarist.  Too classy for that.

Plagiarism aside, of course.

Was Thrillho a Boston Red Sox fan since he was a little girl?

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

You can learn more about the Julie Saga here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4412.0

Yea, man...SAGA!!

[TDubbs]

Post the e-mail I sent?  That seems like it would be poor form.

To: al@bleedcubbieblue.com
Fr: andy@desipio.com

Subject: Are you that insecure?

After reading more of your nonsense today about how Jim Edmonds plays too close to the infield so that he can make over the head catches I decided to post and saw that I've been banned.  Apparently you banned me weeks ago, though I didn't realize it because I hadn't bothered to try to post. 

First off, only you could write something so completely wrong that I'd dare to defend Jim F'ing Edmonds about it.  Secondly, are you so insecure that you can't tolerate one iota of dissent from your exhaustingly simplistic 'opinions?' 

Frankly, I don't mind being banned from your site.  I wish I could remember my comment on the "photos" that finally caused you to snap.  I'm sure it had something to do with those fan photos you post that look like the guy taking them is orbiting Wrigley from a few thousand miles over the right field bleachers.

I don't need to parody you anymore, your ongoing self-parody is quite enough.  Take a look at your site sometime.  I mean really look at it.  I don't see anybody actually having any fun there.  You write 2,000 word essays about games everybody has just watched and those essays are nothing but a cursory recap of what happened.  It's like a collection of the most boring book reports ever created.

Anyway, I guess I really just wanted to thank you for keeping the bar for Cubs' Web sites so low that the rest of us can't ever possibly fail to easily clear it.

Keep up the good work,

Andy

BONERTIME!!!!!!!

[Kerm]

I'm sort of jealous that Al actually acknowledges this site.

[Mike Douche]

I'm sort of jealous that Al actually acknowledges this site.

He does?

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I'm sort of jealous that Al actually acknowledges this site.

...and he's jealous of the Shoutbox!  So you're pretty much even.