Pollyellon banned me

[Rob_Goldman]

I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.  

You've gotta be WilcoFan from NSBB.

[fiveouts]

I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.  

You've gotta be WilcoFan from NSBB.

Yes, and I've gotten a little tired of having to pull punches.  I'm not totally positive I haven't gotten banned from there for insinuating someone was having torrid monkey love with Rich Hill.  But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

[Kerm]

I forgot how great those Uecker commercials were.  And how great German girls are.

[Thrillho]

Always appreciated.

But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

What gives you that ---SOAPDROPPING--- idea?

[fiveouts]

Always appreciated.

But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

What gives you that ---SOAPDROPPING--- idea?

I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

[Mike Douche]

I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.  

You've gotta be WilcoFan from NSBB.

Yes, and I've gotten a little tired of having to pull punches.  I'm not totally positive I haven't gotten banned from there for insinuating someone was having torrid monkey love with Rich Hill.  But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

Some people wonder why we bother rattling the cages of those sob sisters at the other limp-wristed sites.

This.  This is why.  Fact is, I'm pretty certain there are people at these sites who--I know, I know, this may hard to believe--for one reason or another are completely unaware that sites like this exist.  So while our going over there and causing trouble may seem to some like self-congratulatory back-slapping, it's reallly a means to shaking out any recruits.  After all, two of the finest morans that we have here--Slaky and Kerm--originally hung their hats at BCB and NSBB, respectively.  I'm certain there are many other desipiots who found this place only after they spent time at these other places.  The ones who are aware of this place and choose to stay in mother's den...these are the people we delight in mocking.  But I'm pretty convinced there are some people there that should probably be here instead.

Welcome, 5 outs.  You scum-sucking douchebag.

[TDubbs]

Always appreciated.

But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

What gives you that ---SOAPDROPPING--- idea?

This picture makes my peepee go BOING

[Eli]

This picture makes my peepee go BOING

I've noticed that a disturbing number of your posts are about erections.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I forgot how great those Uecker commercials were.  And how great German girls are.

My love for them started right after that scene in European Vacation.   Over twenty years later, that rack still holds up.

[Kerm]

This picture makes my peepee go BOING

I've noticed that a disturbing number of your posts are about erections.

At least SOMEONE'S noticing his erections.

[PTanner]

This picture makes my peepee go BOING

I've noticed that a disturbing number of your posts are about erections.

At least SOMEONE'S noticing his erections.

He thought he grew a pube until it pissed.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

This picture makes my peepee go BOING

I've noticed that a disturbing number of your posts are about erections.

At least SOMEONE'S noticing his erections.

It's hard not to with the nosebleeds and all....

[Three times a JD]

Man, we had a writer who flipped out and turned into a total spaz, and he's not banned to post comments on our blog. 

Mike reads this site, ya know. 

Hey now, Mike's not a total spaz.

Well, I don't think so, but I wasn't pointing fingers.

[World B Free]

Ok, now I'm new here and don't know all the jokes that have been cracked and all of that stuff, but that shirt is fucking horrible.  Hey, why don't you go ahead and make a shirt to raise money to fight a disease that looks like a fucking skull and crossbones.  Then give that to the guy whose daughter has that disease so he'll wear it when he tucks her in.  Then out of her one good eye she makes out a fucking skull and crossbones asking her dad why he's wearing that.  "Oh dear, well some ignorant fucks on the innerwebs gave me this and they'd like you to know that after you go completely fucking blind, you're gonna end up putting rat poison on your corn flakes or get hit by a god damn bus and die."  All that shirt is missing is some X's instead of eyes.

I like your moxie, but I don't think there's any way that shirt even made to D-Lee's car that night.

I'm sure some bus boy will be using it to dry his car this weekend.  It will be put to good use.

Everytime someone goes to his site, a puppy dies.

[PTanner]

I think some people need to get over there and suggest they do a rooftop game.