Pollyellon banned me

[World B Free]

I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

Since we have a former-letter insider here, I have to ask one question (and then I promise I'll lay off the tweeners for a while).  Do you know what ever happened to Goony's Evil Twin?  That guy was the most unhappy, bitter piece of shit I could possibly imagine.  I suspect he "forgot" to turn the car off when he was out drinking and crying in his garage, and that was the end of his miserable story.

Don't ask me how I know this -- because I don't know how I know this -- but I'm pretty sure he became "jersey cubs fan."

That would make sense.  He was a New Yorker.

New Jersey is not New York.

Let's get that shit straight right here & now.

From this distance, it's hard to distinguish exactly which one the rest of us revolve around.

New York.

Don't forget it.

Jersey is just a parasite of a state who's entire identity is a proud caricature of itself.

You know what's better than offending a New Yorker's sense of geographic pride?

Nothin'.

Phffffft.  That place is a total tourist trap.

Naperville doesn't have tourists, they're called "lost"

I've been a tourist to Naperville then.

[Internet Apex]

Now that Andy's been banned from BCB won't you all just join me in pretending it ever existed? The only time I ever hear about it anymore is when Andy's bitching about it. I think this is going to end up being good for all of us. I'm upbeat. I feel up.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Seam

[The Big Cheese]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

[PTanner]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

[Gil Gunderson]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

He can still pay for it if he needs to, fork.

[TDubbs]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

He can still pay for it if he needs to, fork.

Not if he finds that elusive genie and his free hookers

[PTanner]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

He can still pay for it if he needs to, fork.

Hookers take money orders?

[Thrillho]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

I bet you Evil Yellon* could pull some serious Wrigleyville poon.

*As distinguished from Bologna Yellon by a simple, yet striking, fez.

[PTanner]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

I bet you Evil Yellon* could pull some serious Wrigleyville poon.

*As distinguished from Bologna Yellon by a simple, yet striking, fez.

I saw a dude rocking a Cubs fez at the last game I went to - royal blue, red tassel, big red C. Fucking total poonani bait.

[Gil Gunderson]

No, because it pisses me off that he and Ronnie WooWoo are the faces of national Cubs fandom.

Al Yellon can be the face of fucking universal Cubs fandom, still won't get him laid.

I bet you Evil Yellon* could pull some serious Wrigleyville poon.

*As distinguished from Bologna Yellon by a simple, yet striking, fez.

I saw a dude rocking a Cubs fez at the last game I went to - royal blue, red tassel, big red C. Fucking total poonani bait.

[CT II]

Oh, for cripes sake.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/5/23/534801/the-case-for-greg-maddux

[Al Yellon]

Oh, for cripes sake.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/5/23/534801/the-case-for-greg-maddux

This essay is going to make the case for the Cubs to acquire Greg Maddux, who has hinted this will be his last season, to end his career, perhaps in the ultimate triumph, with the team he began with and in front of the fans who love him best.

Fuck you Atlanta fans! We're better fans than you!

Warning! This is going to be mostly based on sentiment, not statistics, so numbers people, hold your fire.

Intrepid Reader: Kevin

I do the numbers.

[Thrillho]

Oh, for cripes sake.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/5/23/534801/the-case-for-greg-maddux

This essay is going to make the case for the Cubs to acquire Greg Maddux, who has hinted this will be his last season, to end his career, perhaps in the ultimate triumph, with the team he began with and in front of the fans who love him best.

Fuck you Atlanta fans! We're better fans than you!

Warning! This is going to be mostly based on sentiment, not statistics, so numbers people, hold your fire.

Intrepid Reader: Kevin

I do the numbers.

We love Greg Maddux, and we need Greg Maddux. He may not be the best available pitcher. But he is the right available pitcher. Go get him, Jim Hendry. Bring him home. In this season where everything seems possible, Greg Maddux should be part of it.

[Slaky+]

Oh, for cripes sake.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/5/23/534801/the-case-for-greg-maddux

This essay is going to make the case for the Cubs to acquire Greg Maddux, who has hinted this will be his last season, to end his career, perhaps in the ultimate triumph, with the team he began with and in front of the fans who love him best.

Fuck you Atlanta fans! We're better fans than you!

Warning! This is going to be mostly based on sentiment, not statistics, so numbers people, hold your fire.

Intrepid Reader: Kevin

I do the numbers.

We love Greg Maddux, and we need Greg Maddux. He may not be the best available pitcher. But he is the right available pitcher. Go get him, Jim Hendry. Bring him home. In this season where everything seems possible, Greg Maddux should be part of it.

Dude, he warned you about sentiment.