Pollyellon banned me

[Thrillho]

Gee.  Who could this possibly be getting quoted in the Trib? 

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/05/wrigley-bleache.html

The bleacher season-ticket holder, who asked not to be identified by name for fear of losing his seats, said one of the biggest cmplaints among Soriano's critics in left is he spends too much time with his back to the plate, waving to fans. One fan recently yelled at Soriano to "turn around and earn your money," to which Soriano pretended to offer him his glove.

"He actually seems like a very shy guy," the fan said. "And they do guard him (from fan abuse). He's very protected out there."

Don't you mean "Gim"?

That's totally what I meant.  I suppose you're going to take credit for weaving that into a thread now, huh? 

You're the warp to my weft, powen.

[The Big Cheese]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

[Slaky+]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Is he talking about pitching in so he can take his son to the bathroom?

[Three times a JD]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Is he talking about pitching in so he can take his son to the bathroom?

I think he means that since he goes to what seems like every home game with his internet friends, he can barely afford to take his own son to games.

[Slaky+]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Is he talking about pitching in so he can take his son to the bathroom?

I think he means that since he goes to what seems like every home game with his internet friends, he can barely afford to take his own son to games.

I like my version better. I'm going to pretend to live in a world where Al needs to get money from strangers on the internet in order to take his son to the bathroom.

[TJ]

Does Al have a wide stance?

[Three times a JD]

I think he means that since he goes to what seems like every home game with his internet friends, he can barely afford to take his own son to games.

I like my version better. I'm going to pretend to live in a world where Al needs to get money from strangers on the internet in order to take his son to the bathroom.

I like mine.

"Hey Dad, can I go to the game with you?"
"Sorry, Son, I'm going with "nevadacubbyman68" tonight.  Now finish up that baloney sammich.  I don't wanna miss BP."

[Slaky+]

I think he means that since he goes to what seems like every home game with his internet friends, he can barely afford to take his own son to games.

I like my version better. I'm going to pretend to live in a world where Al needs to get money from strangers on the internet in order to take his son to the bathroom.

I like mine.

"Hey Dad, can I go to the game with you?"
"Sorry, Son, I'm going with "nevadacubbyman68" tonight.  Now finish up that baloney sammich.  I don't wanna miss BP."

"Dad, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Son, that is expensive. Do you think I'm made of money?"

"But I really have to pee!"

"Hold on son, I'll go ask the internet."

[TDubbs]

I think he means that since he goes to what seems like every home game with his internet friends, he can barely afford to take his own son to games.

I like my version better. I'm going to pretend to live in a world where Al needs to get money from strangers on the internet in order to take his son to the bathroom.

I like mine.

"Hey Dad, can I go to the game with you?"
"Sorry, Son, I'm going with "nevadacubbyman68" tonight.  Now finish up that baloney sammich.  I don't wanna miss BP."

"Dad, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Son, that is expensive. Do you think I'm made of money?"

"But I really have to pee!"

"Hold on son, I'll go ask the internet."

"Father, my urethra is full of urine.  I'd like to expell it."

"Son, it's either your bladder or this balogna."

"Father please"

"mmm balogna"

[Kerm]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Whoa, whoa.  Al had sex with a woman?

[air2300]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Whoa, whoa.  Al had sex with a woman?

I am sure it was Clay Aiken style. 

[Gil Gunderson]

I'd be willing to bet it was some form of artificial insemination.  What human female would subject herself to such depravity?

[Andy]

Oh, how humiliating.  Remember that magazine thing that Al "edited" before the season?  Apparently he went to his class reunion at Colgate over the weekend (his SAT scores weren't high enough to get into AquaFresh) and signed copies of it at the "alumni book signing."

How sad.

[TDubbs]

Oh, how humiliating.  Remember that magazine thing that Al "edited" before the season?  Apparently he went to his class reunion at Colgate over the weekend (his SAT scores weren't high enough to get into AquaFresh) and signed copies of it at the "alumni book signing."

How sad.

He looks like a woman

[BH]

He looks like a woman

What bars do you go to? I want to make sure not to go to those.