Pollyellon banned me

[Thrillho]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Clearly, this is a sign.  You must live in the bathroom 24/7 until the Cubs win the World Series.

Even if it doesn't happen this year.

Or next year.

We need to find out if she was a Red Sox or Tards fan.  I am going to take an educated guess and say...

Whatever.  This just might work.

How can this be the boyfriend fault?  How in the hell can you make someone sit on toilet for TWO FUCKING years?  But then again how do you let some psycho sit on your toilet seat that long??  Man there is some weird people out there!

It's Kansas.

Ness City, Kansas.

County seat of Ness County.

Here's a map...



I'm guessing sitting on a toilet likely ranks among the Top 10 Fun Things To Do In Ness County.

Wikipedia trivia:

Ness City is featured in "The Killing Box," an episode of the television show Prison Break. Fugitive Theodore Bagwell tracks down his ex-girlfriend Susan Hollander after she moved to Ness City from Tribune.

Ness City gained international attention in March 2008 as the home of the woman whose buttocks grew attached to a toilet seat after refusing to move from it for two years.

[Al Yellon]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Clearly, this is a sign.  You must live in the bathroom 24/7 until the Cubs win the World Series.

Even if it doesn't happen this year.

Or next year.

We need to find out if she was a Red Sox or Tards fan.  I am going to take an educated guess and say...

Whatever.  This just might work.

How can this be the boyfriend fault?  How in the hell can you make someone sit on toilet for TWO FUCKING years?  But then again how do you let some psycho sit on your toilet seat that long??  Man there is some weird people out there!

It's Kansas.

Ness City, Kansas.

County seat of Ness County.

Here's a map...



I'm guessing sitting on a toilet likely ranks among the Top 10 Fun Things To Do In Ness County.

Wikipedia trivia:

Ness City is featured in "The Killing Box," an episode of the television show Prison Break. Fugitive Theodore Bagwell tracks down his ex-girlfriend Susan Hollander after she moved to Ness City from Tribune.

Ness City gained international attention in March 2008 as the home of the woman whose buttocks grew attached to a toilet seat after refusing to move from it for two years.

Not anymore. It's partytime in Ness County!

Following amendment to the Kansas Constitution in 1986, the county remained a prohibition, or "dry", county until 2004, when voters approved the sale of alcoholic liquor by the individual drink with a 30% food sales requirement

[Oleg]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Clearly, this is a sign.  You must live in the bathroom 24/7 until the Cubs win the World Series.

Even if it doesn't happen this year.

Or next year.

We need to find out if she was a Red Sox or Tards fan.  I am going to take an educated guess and say...

Whatever.  This just might work.

How can this be the boyfriend fault?  How in the hell can you make someone sit on toilet for TWO FUCKING years?  But then again how do you let some psycho sit on your toilet seat that long??  Man there is some weird people out there!

It's Kansas.

Ness City, Kansas.

County seat of Ness County.

Here's a map...



I'm guessing sitting on a toilet likely ranks among the Top 10 Fun Things To Do In Ness County.

Wikipedia trivia:

Ness City is featured in "The Killing Box," an episode of the television show Prison Break. Fugitive Theodore Bagwell tracks down his ex-girlfriend Susan Hollander after she moved to Ness City from Tribune.

Ness City gained international attention in March 2008 as the home of the woman whose buttocks grew attached to a toilet seat after refusing to move from it for two years.

Not anymore. It's partytime in Ness County!

Following amendment to the Kansas Constitution in 1986, the county remained a prohibition, or "dry", county until 2004, when voters approved the sale of alcoholic liquor by the individual drink with a 30% food sales requirement

Road trip to Ness!  Is Branson on the way?

[PTanner]

It's Kansas.

Ness City, Kansas.

County seat of Ness County.

I see what you did there.

[Thrillho]

Polyellon's piss breaks = the true power behind the Chicago Cubs:

And not that I'm superstitious or anything, but in each of the three night games this week, the Cubs have been trailing going into the bottom of the 7th, and I have taken that opportunity to visit the men's room. And each night, the Cubs have mounted a comeback after that. Just sayin'.

And all of you should pitch in so I can take my son more often. His personal record is now 6-0. (And he got two baseballs during BP last night.) I'll have a game thread up in a few hours.

Clearly, this is a sign.  You must live in the bathroom 24/7 until the Cubs win the World Series.

Even if it doesn't happen this year.

Or next year.

We need to find out if she was a Red Sox or Tards fan.  I am going to take an educated guess and say...

Whatever.  This just might work.

How can this be the boyfriend fault?  How in the hell can you make someone sit on toilet for TWO FUCKING years?  But then again how do you let some psycho sit on your toilet seat that long??  Man there is some weird people out there!

It's Kansas.

Ness City, Kansas.

County seat of Ness County.

Here's a map...



I'm guessing sitting on a toilet likely ranks among the Top 10 Fun Things To Do In Ness County.

Wikipedia trivia:

Ness City is featured in "The Killing Box," an episode of the television show Prison Break. Fugitive Theodore Bagwell tracks down his ex-girlfriend Susan Hollander after she moved to Ness City from Tribune.

Ness City gained international attention in March 2008 as the home of the woman whose buttocks grew attached to a toilet seat after refusing to move from it for two years.

Not anymore. It's partytime in Ness County!

Following amendment to the Kansas Constitution in 1986, the county remained a prohibition, or "dry", county until 2004, when voters approved the sale of alcoholic liquor by the individual drink with a 30% food sales requirement

Road trip to Ness!  Is Branson on the way?

Hey, why the hell not?

[helloWorld]

Hey, why the hell not?

Your route takes us through the oversized urinal that sits on Chicago's sewer line, blecchh.  I would like to unsubscribe from travelogue.

[TJ]

I think Thrillho had the right idea, but why not swing through Iowa City and pick up ChuckD and DaveB on our way? If we do this, we can avoid St. Louis altogether.

[helloWorld]

I think Thrillho had the right idea, but why not swing through Iowa City and pick up ChuckD and DaveB on our way? If we do this, we can avoid St. Louis altogether.

Can we make a quick detour to ride double on uni-horned, bareback horsies under the rainbows?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Your route takes you about 5 miles away from Ogden.  I'll link up with you there.

[powen01]

Fuck ya'll*.  I post the original reason to go to Kansas in the first place, and now nobody wants to swing by Kentucky to pick me up?

Midwestern elitists. 


*Now, the redneck starts to come out.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck ya'll*.  I post the original reason to go to Kansas in the first place, and now nobody wants to swing by Kentucky to pick me up?

Midwestern elitists. 


*Now, the redneck starts to come out.

Kentucky. Heh!

[berkeleycubfan]

Fuck ya'll*.  I post the original reason to go to Kansas in the first place, and now nobody wants to swing by Kentucky to pick me up?

Midwestern elitists. 


*Now, the redneck starts to come out.

I prefer the more complete "Fuck all y'all" - I use that one all the time.

[powen01]

Fuck ya'll*.  I post the original reason to go to Kansas in the first place, and now nobody wants to swing by Kentucky to pick me up?

Midwestern elitists. 


*Now, the redneck starts to come out.

I prefer the more complete "Fuck all y'all" - I use that one all the time.

If I were better educated, I would have said, "All uh y'all can go fuck yur-selves".

[Wheezer]

If I were better educated, I would have said, "All uh y'all can go fuck yur-selves".

More likely "ur sef," if the "Hep-Ur-Sef" gas stations of my youth are any example.

[powen01]

If I were better educated, I would have said, "All uh y'all can go fuck yur-selves".

More likely "ur sef," if the "Hep-Ur-Sef" gas stations of my youth are any example.

It's Looh-Uh-Vul, Kin-tucky...  we're not that bad.