Pollyellon banned me

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Shouldn't the shirt have the number Barroid hit with an asterisk next to it instead?

That's what I was wondering.  Not sure why 755 would have an asterisk anywhere near it.

[Thrillho]

Shouldn't the shirt have the number Barroid hit with an asterisk next to it instead?

That's what I was wondering.  Not sure why 755 would have an asterisk anywhere near it.

I think his shirt is supposed to be the footnote that the asterisk after the 762 in the record book refers to.

As in...

Most Home Runs in a Career 762*

*It's still 755

Heady stuff.

[butthead]

Shouldn't the shirt have the number Barroid hit with an asterisk next to it instead?

That's what I was wondering.  Not sure why 755 would have an asterisk anywhere near it.

I think his shirt is supposed to be the footnote that the asterisk after the 762 in the record book refers to.

As in...

Most Home Runs in a Career 762*

*It's still 755

Heady stuff.

Ah...the asterisk placement is key. It's still a dumb shirt.

[JakeD]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

[PTanner]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

[Eli]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

Well, there went MY lunch.

[Gil Gunderson]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

[PTanner]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

Geez, what the hell do you put on your hot dog?

[Gil Gunderson]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

Geez, what the hell do you put on your hot dog?

Actually, I'm not really a fan of hot dogs, especially the ones here in LA; I was just conjuring up the most phallic-looking food item that I could.

[cubbiebluestew]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

Geez, what the hell do you put on your hot dog?

Actually, I'm not really a fan of hot dogs, especially the ones here in LA; I was just conjuring up the most phallic-looking food item that I could.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairless_mole-rat

[cubbiebluestew]

http://chasingdaisy.com/blogimages/naked_mole_rat.jpg

[Thrillho]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

Geez, what the hell do you put on your hot dog?

Actually, I'm not really a fan of hot dogs, especially the ones here in LA; I was just conjuring up the most phallic-looking food item that I could.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairless_mole-rat

Eat many hairless mole-rats recently, Stew?

Maybe you can post your experience in the Food Bag.

[cubbiebluestew]

Does Al have his pants unbuttoned in the pic?

Too many bologna sandwiches for lunch.

How else will he know the "Smegma Inning"?

I'm going to put that in the unnecessary column. 

I was going to eat a hot dog today, but NOOOOOOOOO, someone had to go and ruin it.

Geez, what the hell do you put on your hot dog?

Actually, I'm not really a fan of hot dogs, especially the ones here in LA; I was just conjuring up the most phallic-looking food item that I could.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairless_mole-rat

Eat many hairless mole-rats recently, Stew?

Maybe you can post your experience in the Food Bag.

I don't need any research to tell me that ain't Kosher.

[The Big Cheese]

Al did some independent sleuthin' into Morgan's Banks Blvd claims!  He arrives at some remarkably familiar findings:

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/6/23/556907/in-rainbows-cubs-7-white-s

(scroll past the rainbows ...)

deja vu, except I don't remember my eyes bleeding last time I read this.

[Thrillho]

Al did some independent sleuthin' into Morgan's Banks Blvd claims!  He arrives at some remarkably familiar findings:

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/6/23/556907/in-rainbows-cubs-7-white-s

(scroll past the rainbows ...)

deja vu, except I don't remember my eyes bleeding last time I read this.

Guh. Even when I agree with him on a substantive point he's a douche...

In fairness, I am compelled to point out that Morgan is correct (Gasp! Morgan is right about something!) when he says that the basket was installed for security reasons.

You really love to hear yourself talk, don't you?

For promulgating this egregiously bad information on the air -- it's a blatant lie -- Joe Morgan should be immediately fired and ESPN should air a correction prominently on Baseball Tonight, and again at the beginning of next Sunday's telecast.

Now that the BCB fatwa has been issued, what's the over-under on AL YELLON threatening a personal boycott (and all of the tremendous leverage such a threat would bring to bear) against Morgan and SBN until they comply with AL YELLON'S wishes?

I'm saying 9.5, minimum.