Pollyellon banned me

[PenFoe]

To the tune of "Born in the USA"

Born down on the north side of town...
The first kick I took was when Garvey's ball hit the ground
You end up like a Goat that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up

[chorus:]
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB

I got in a little blogger jam
So I took my keyboard in my hands
Went over to a foreign land
To go and kill the douchebag fan

[chorus]

Tried to log on to BCB 
Al said, "Son, now you're banned by me"
I go down and see the SB Man...
He said "Son, don't you understand"

[chorus]

I had some buddies off at other blogs
Fighting off the Chad and Trixie fog
But Al's still spewing out the Cubbie smog
He took a bleacher photo, I think from Prague
Posted a pic of Barrett and a frog

Down in the shadow of Wrigley Field
My banning scars still ain't healed
Don't know if I can get back in,
Al Yeltsin outcasted me like Hester Prynne...

I'm a long gone Daddy at BCB
Banned from BCB
No more a cool rocking poster at BCB
Banned from BCB

edited for Jon

[Jon]

Born down on the north side of town...
The first kick I took was when Garvey's ball hit the ground
You end up like a Goat that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up

[chorus:]
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB
Banned from BCB

I got in a little blogger jam
So I took my keyboard in my hands
Went over to a foreign land
To go and kill the douchebag fan

[chorus]

Tried to log on to BCB 
Al said, "Son, now you're banned by me"
I go down and see the SB Man...
He said "Son, don't you understand"

[chorus]

I had some buddies off at other blogs
Fighting off the Chad and Trixie fog
But Al's still spewing out the Cubbie smog
He took a bleacher photo, I think from Prague
Posted a pic of Barrett and a frog

Down in the shadow of Wrigley Field
My banning scars still ain't healed
Don't know if I can get back in,
Al Yeltsin outcasted me like Hester Prynne...

I'm a long gone Daddy at BCB
Banned from BCB
No more a cool rocking poster at BCB
Banned from BCB

I spent forever trying to sing that to the tune of Go Cubs Go...I guess I'll never make it in Jersey.

[Weebs]

My turn.  I got banned today (I have been a registered user since 2005) because I put up a FanPost about magic numbers.  For those who saw it before it went down the memory hole... you all know that it was very polite, and I didn't attack anyone or Al.  The guy has a serious problem if he is banning me for that thread.

New and improve'd.

I wish I could put a ChuckDickens level of detail into this, but I think a crappily Photoshopped arm and a few more odds and ends are enough.

Oh, and original hairless'd/swastika'd image courtesy of morph.

[Andy]

That is tremendous.

I plan on discussing this with Al tomorrow.  This will not stand.  It's egregious!  Egregious!

[Poon]

The topper is the topic titles on the blog behind him.  That's killin me.

[Quality Start Machine]

Man, now I don't even want to think about what's in the cold cuts Al is eating.

[Quality Start Machine]

That is tremendous.

I plan on discussing this with Al tomorrow.  This will not stand.  It's egregious!  Egregious!

Is there a Bloggers' convention? Was Kerm invited?

[morpheus]

LOUD, SUSTAINED APPLAUSE!!!!

[Al Yellon]

Ich lache laut.

[Weebs]

Slight update (EDIT: slightly more update)...

[Kerm]

Weebs/Morph, I said it before, but I'll say it again.  That is so fantastically great.

[Dave B]

We can only hope Al sees or hears about it.

[morpheus]

Weebs/Morph, I said it before, but I'll say it again.  That is so fantastically great.

Really, I have to thank Weebs.  I planted the original seed, but he watered it and nurtured it, growing it into the work of art you see here.  The liberal use of the German language is inspired.

[Weebs]

Weebs/Morph, I said it before, but I'll say it again.  That is so fantastically great.

Really, I have to thank Weebs.  I planted the original seed, but he watered it and nurtured it, growing it into the work of art you see here.  The liberal use of the German language is inspired.

"You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you fuck the plant!"

[Kerm]

Weebs/Morph, I said it before, but I'll say it again.  That is so fantastically great.

Really, I have to thank Weebs.  I planted the original seed, but he watered it and nurtured it, growing it into the work of art you see here.  The liberal use of the German language is inspired.

"You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you fuck the plant!"

This is exactly why the plants are going to make us all kill ourselves.