Pollyellon banned me

[Shooter]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your own palm. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Here's the thing...

I have a few different accounts on BCB that aren't banned (yet). I've commented with a couple of them with totally innocuous things, just so everyone's guard is down.

I started working on a fanpost yesterday that would be ready for tomorrow afternoon - I was going to post it right around first pitch, so it would have a few hours of comments before Al took a shit hemorrhage and deleted the post and banned me. Because Bleed Cubbie Blue welcomes all opinions.

But you know what? Al's an idiot, leading a tribe of idiots. And those idiots actually enjoy being lead by a King Idiot. As long as they're happy and not bothering us, I say let them be. Blasting them through a fanpost is pretty much the mental equivalent of dumping one of Jerry's Kids out of a wheelchair. Or picking on the table full of Matheletes.

So, I say we just let them be. And hope that Al eventually turns BCB into a suicide cult.

[Internet Apex]

So, I say we just let them be. And hope that Al eventually turns BCB into a suicide cult.

Thank you.

[Three times a JD]

Here's the thing...

I have a few different accounts on BCB that aren't banned (yet). I've commented with a couple of them with totally innocuous things, just so everyone's guard is down.

I started working on a fanpost yesterday that would be ready for tomorrow afternoon - I was going to post it right around first pitch, so it would have a few hours of comments before Al took a shit hemorrhage and deleted the post and banned me. Because Bleed Cubbie Blue welcomes all opinions.

But you know what? Al's an idiot, leading a tribe of idiots. And those idiots actually enjoy being lead by a King Idiot. As long as they're happy and not bothering us, I say let them be. Blasting them through a fanpost is pretty much the mental equivalent of dumping one of Jerry's Kids out of a wheelchair. Or picking on the table full of Matheletes.

So, I say we just let them be. And hope that Al eventually turns BCB into a suicide cult.

What's this BCB thing you speak of? 

[TDubbs]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

[Mike Douche]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

[TDubbs]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

I thought it was as set up.  *That's* why I used question marks.  Duh. 
I'll go sit with Weebs.

[Al Yellon]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

You must be thinking of some other Rooftop night. I'm pretty certain that the person TDubbs banged on Desipio Rooftop night was a seventh grader.

[Weebs]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

I thought it was as set up.  *That's* why I used question marks.  Duh. 
I'll go sit with Weebs.

Looks like TDubbs isn't afraid to kiss insert thrust splooge and tell.

[Three times a JD]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

I thought it was as set up.  *That's* why I used question marks.  Duh. 
I'll go sit with Weebs.

It was.

And Fork got it.

[Gil Gunderson]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

I thought it was as set up.  *That's* why I used question marks.  Duh. 
I'll go sit with Weebs.

Looks like TDubbs isn't afraid to kiss insert thrust splooge and tell.

That should not be a problem.  Sometimes those kinds of stories are quite comical.

[morpheus]

This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

You had me at "That's".

Nothing like a couple guys sitting around chewing gum.

Hey, I never said anything about us chewing gu---OH.  I see what you did there.  Clever.  I like it.  Ya know, Tip, over these past couple weeks, I've really noticed that you seem to be coming into your owna college co-ed. 

Desipio rooftop night'd????

Wow.  Whatever cool points TDubbs scored by picking up and nailing said trollop are negated by his need to remind us what he did.

You're supposed to leave the bragging to others, bro.

Paul.

I thought it was as set up.  *That's* why I used question marks.  Duh. 
I'll go sit with Weebs.

Looks like TDubbs isn't afraid to kiss insert thrust splooge and tell.

That should not be a problem.  Sometimes those kinds of stories are quite comical.

No word on whether the co-ed/seventh-grader in question claimed to be a virgin.

[powen01]

"Put away your dreams, everyone. It's over."

What a butt-fucking quitter.  The series isn't even over, and he wants to throw up the white flag.  Do us all a favor:  Shut down your website, stop going to games and choke on a bologna sandwich. 

Show of hands:  Which of you Debbie Downers wants to be like him?  You might be a little late for the mass suicide over at his site.

[Chuck to Chuck]

"Put away your dreams, everyone. It's over."

What a butt-fucking quitter.  The series isn't even over, and he wants to throw up the white flag. 

A) It was over.

B) Al's a known quitter.  He quit in 2003 after game 6.

That's about all he's been right about.

[joesoxfan]

This does make three consecutive Cubs postseason series that were over with games still left to be played. That's quite impressive. It's a Cubs thing. And I'm not being sarcastic, the time of death could be called on each of the last three series at-

'03 - Bartman and the immediate aftermath

'07 - Lou pulls Z, Marmol immediately serves it up

'08 - Dempster gives up a 2-out grand slam on a 1-2 count


Assholes.