Pollyellon banned me

[Quality Start Machine]

If I hadn't followed Irish Yeti's link, I probably wouldn't have known about this for several weeks.

YELLON HATES THE TROOPS!

[Philberto]

If I hadn't followed Irish Yeti's link, I probably wouldn't have known about this for several weeks.

YELLON HATES THE TROOPS!

FORK IS RIGHT! It's one thing to ban a little faggot like myself, but to ban a respected military man? What a douche

[Quality Start Machine]

If I hadn't followed Irish Yeti's link, I probably wouldn't have known about this for several weeks.

YELLON HATES THE TROOPS!

FORK IS RIGHT! It's one thing to ban a little faggot like myself, but to ban a respected military man? What a douche

An Officer and a Gentleman, no less.

[TDubbs]

If I hadn't followed Irish Yeti's link, I probably wouldn't have known about this for several weeks.

YELLON HATES THE TROOPS!

FORK IS RIGHT! It's one thing to ban a little faggot like myself, but to ban a respected military man? What a douche

An Officer and a Gentleman, no less.

That girl is hot as dick.

[Weebs]

If I hadn't followed Irish Yeti's link, I probably wouldn't have known about this for several weeks.

YELLON HATES THE TROOPS!

FORK IS RIGHT! It's one thing to ban a little faggot like myself, but to ban a respected military man? What a douche

An Officer and a Gentleman, no less.

That girl is hot as dick.

Well surely that can't be the correct analogy...

[Kerm]

That girl is hot as dick.

You got that right.  Every single dude in that section is staring at her with a look of pure joy.

[CBStew]

I have never asked the FBI to send me my file out of fear that they won't have one on me.  For the same reason I won't even try to join Bleed Cubbie Blue out of fear that they will let me.   

[Tank]

Compare, if you will, my parody BCB guidelines from this past August...

At BCB, we believe strongly in free speech and in celebrating a diversity of people and of ideas that AL YELLON agrees with. Users are, in general but not in particular, free to express their opinions without fear of retribution, only in fear of having their posting histories deleted in their entirety. The diversity of personalities, beliefs, and styles of people who agree with AL YELLON is exactly what makes BCB the strong and vibrant community of people who agree with AL YELLON that it has become. I pledge to you as proprietor of this site (all that "we" stuff above: bullshit), that I believe in this and want to keep BCB free and open to everyone who agrees with me. In keeping with that pledge, I promise to all of you that I will not delete posts unless I decide to, and will not "censor" in any way, shape or form unless it is either a blatant violation of these guidelines or just something that really, really, really bugs me.

Consistent with its baseball roots, when it comes to violations of the Community Guidelines, BCB works on a version of "1 strike and you're out with no warnings whatsoever and no explanation given if AL YELLON deems you unacceptable." Complaints about possible violations of the Community Guidelines or just petty complaints in general should be directed to Al for review and consideration and immediate deletion of posting history if he decides that you totally bug him.

With the current incarnation of the genuine article...

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/special/community

At BCB, we believe strongly in free speech and in celebrating a diversity of people and of ideas. Users are, in general, free to express their opinions without fear of retribution. The diversity of personalities, beliefs, and styles is exactly what makes BCB the strong and vibrant community that it has become. I pledge to you as proprietor of this site, that I believe in this and want to keep BCB free and open to everyone. In keeping with that pledge, I promise to all of you that I will not delete posts, and will not "censor" in any way, shape or form unless it is a blatant violation of these guidelines. However, in such cases, I reserve the right to delete posts without notice.

...

Consistent with its baseball roots, when it comes to violations of the Community Guidelines, BCB works on a version of ?3 strikes and you're out. Complaints about possible violations of the Community Guidelines should be directed to Al for review and consideration.

I will aim to balance a high tolerance for the importance of free speech and low tolerance for minor or petty complaints, with enforcement of the stated guidelines on behalf of the entire BCB community.

Strike 1: If a violation has occurred, the offending user will be contacted privately and issued a formal strike 1 warning. No other action is taken.
Strike 2: A second violation through this process triggers a strike 2 warning, meaning you?re going to have to watch what you?re doing, because I?ll be watching.
Strike 3: A third violation through this process means some sort of action will be taken. That might be as simple as me contacting you and asking you to "chill out". Or, it might result in you being banned from BCB.

I really don't want to do this, and would only do it in extreme situations; for example, if it seems clear that you have as your primary motive disrupting and/or upsetting the community. In that case, I reserve the right to ban you BEFORE going through the three-strike process.

If I'm not mistaken*, the bolded parts were added at some point after this summer's "unpleasantness."

Perhaps in the immediate wake of ChuckD's friendly letters to Al and his SBNation superiors.

"Um, Al? It seems you blatantly violated your own "community" guidelines here. I suggest you take it upon yourself to change these rules to match your actions. After all, BCB is only 'intended to feel primarily democratic,' right?"


*The most recent version of this page at the Wayback Machine is from last February, but it seems to bear my memory out.

[Tank]

Hmmm. Maybe Al's just bitter because he never received his 2008 Cubs Club membership card. I mean, what's the point in having a Cubs Club membership if you can't show it off?

Lest you think him a sucker, though, rest assured that Al will not be upgrading Cubs Club tiers...

The other levels have things that are worthwhile, but in this economy they are WAY overpriced.

Well, not until the economy picks up, anyways.

[JD]

Ahahahaha, I love this mockery of Al's lame ass "name that Cub" thing he's been doing. 

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/23/700478/tuesday-morning-name-that

Good thing that Al doesn't recognize sarcasm.  And I confirmed that with several sources in teh shoutbox.

[Philberto]

I didn't even take two steps and my second name, Visanthe, was banned. What a douche:

[Dave B]

How does he know all of this?

[morpheus]

How does he know all of this?

Probably some combination of

1) Hit counters usually can tell the website that a user was on before he came to your site, so he'd just look at any new user to see where they came from.  Desipio or HJE = ban, sight unseen.

2) ShoutBox.  It's public, and anyone can go in there and just watch.   Anyone who talks about posting at BCB gets pre-emptively banned by the Editor-in-Chief.

[Saul Goodman]

I didn't even take two steps and my second name, Visanthe, was banned. What a douche:

Must've been jealous of the avatar?

[Kerm]

How does he know all of this?

Probably some combination of

1) Hit counters usually can tell the website that a user was on before he came to your site, so he'd just look at any new user to see where they came from.  Desipio or HJE = ban, sight unseen.

2) ShoutBox.  It's public, and anyone can go in there and just watch.   Anyone who talks about posting at BCB gets pre-emptively banned by the Editor-in-Chief.

For someone whose job is to attract readership, that's pretty stupid to categorically deny an entire population of potential readers.  Also, he's a fucking Nazi.  Fuck him.