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Tank

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #555 on: January 20, 2009, 10:32:43 AM »
SMS message received:

NERDS IN LF BLEACHERS PHOTOSHOPPING ASSHOLE ONTO MY MOUTH PLZ HAV ARRESTED THX--BCB EIC AL YELLON

Editted to fix my right-left dyslexia.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #556 on: January 20, 2009, 10:39:05 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 10:32:43 AM
SMS message received:

NERDS IN RF BLEACHERS PHOTOSHOPPING ASSHOLE ONTO MY MOUTH PLZ HAV ARRESTED THX--BCB EIC AL YELLON

If they actually implement this, why do I think the security staff will begin calling the trivial annoyance texts "Yellons", and send the newbs to go check them out?
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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #557 on: January 20, 2009, 11:39:00 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
Quote from: DwightKurtz on January 19, 2009, 10:48:41 PM
I'll be damned banned.

Why the fuck would he ban you?  What a chode.  I see the link to GROTA is still up.  For now.

Simple: he knows who he is.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #558 on: January 20, 2009, 11:45:31 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 10:32:43 AM
SMS message received:

NERDS IN RF BLEACHERS PHOTOSHOPPING ASSHOLE ONTO MY MOUTH PLZ HAV ARRESTED THX--BCB EIC AL YELLON

If they actually implement this, why do I think the security staff will begin calling the trivial annoyance texts "Yellons", and send the newbs to go check them out?

What's SMS?

/nevermind, wikied it
M'lady.

Tank

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #559 on: January 20, 2009, 11:50:59 AM »
Quote from: A Goat on January 20, 2009, 11:45:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2009, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 10:32:43 AM
SMS message received:

NERDS IN RF BLEACHERS PHOTOSHOPPING ASSHOLE ONTO MY MOUTH PLZ HAV ARRESTED THX--BCB EIC AL YELLON

If they actually implement this, why do I think the security staff will begin calling the trivial annoyance texts "Yellons", and send the newbs to go check them out?

What's SMS?

/nevermind, wikied it

Sap, y'all... GOOGLE IT.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #560 on: January 20, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »
"I will say that Kurt's pride in/self-awarenss of his geekhood is quite admirable." - Penfoe
So long, and thanks for all the fish

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #561 on: January 20, 2009, 06:12:44 PM »
I totally get that Kur Tevans photofunmakepicturechange.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #562 on: January 20, 2009, 11:26:25 PM »
I enjoy how some people are an amazing combination of fat, lazy, and self-entitled that they
think that they should be the fun police but also that they shouldn't be bothered to walk the
maximum of 15 feet to an usher.

Wrigley is over-policed as it is.  I have no problem kicking out drunken morans who've hit the
pass out level or fags fighting, because fuck them I'm trying to watch the game.  But I think
every fan has the right to chant/yell whatever they want that isn't all the way up to hate
crime level.

As full disclosure, I did once rat out a guy to an usher when he showed up in the 4th inning
with slicked back hair, a leather jacket, and sat in front of me and started smoking and blowing
smoke back into my face and was a cunt when I asked him to cut it out.  Fuck that guy and fuck
New York.

Tank

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #563 on: January 21, 2009, 12:22:35 AM »
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #564 on: January 21, 2009, 05:16:30 AM »
Quote from: Pre on January 20, 2009, 11:26:25 PM
I enjoy how some people are an amazing combination of fat, lazy, and self-entitled that they
think that they should be the fun police but also that they shouldn't be bothered to walk the
maximum of 15 feet to an usher.

Wrigley is over-policed as it is.  I have no problem kicking out drunken morans who've hit the
pass out level or fags fighting, because fuck them I'm trying to watch the game.  But I think
every fan has the right to chant/yell whatever they want that isn't all the way up to hate
crime level.

As full disclosure, I did once rat out a guy to an usher when he showed up in the 4th inning
with slicked back hair, a leather jacket, and sat in front of me and started smoking and blowing
smoke back into my face and was a cunt when I asked him to cut it out.  Fuck that guy and fuck
New York.

You fucker.

I missed the rest of the game because of you.
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Kermit, B.

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #565 on: January 21, 2009, 09:51:44 AM »
Quote from: Pre on January 20, 2009, 11:26:25 PM
I enjoy how some people are an amazing combination of fat, lazy, and self-entitled that they
think that they should be the fun police but also that they shouldn't be bothered to walk the
maximum of 15 feet to an usher.

Wrigley is over-policed as it is.  I have no problem kicking out drunken morans who've hit the
pass out level or fags fighting, because fuck them I'm trying to watch the game.  But I think
every fan has the right to chant/yell whatever they want that isn't all the way up to hate
crime level.

As full disclosure, I did once rat out a guy to an usher when he showed up in the 4th inning
with slicked back hair, a leather jacket, and sat in front of me and started smoking and blowing
smoke back into my face and was a cunt when I asked him to cut it out.  Fuck that guy and fuck
New York.

It's too bad you're generally so mellow, because angry Pre is awesome.
Hire Jim Essian!

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #566 on: January 21, 2009, 09:56:47 AM »

Anyone else notice Uncle Fester finally removed the word "community" from his blog?
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Tank

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #567 on: January 21, 2009, 09:59:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2009, 09:56:47 AM

Anyone else notice Uncle Fester finally removed the word "community" from his blog?

I did not notice.

For obvious reasons.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #568 on: January 21, 2009, 10:00:44 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 21, 2009, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2009, 09:56:47 AM

Anyone else notice Uncle Fester finally removed the word "community" from his blog?

I did not notice.

For obvious reasons.

You wanted to pretend it didn't hai
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Re: Pollyellon banned me
« Reply #569 on: February 13, 2009, 06:28:28 PM »