Pollyellon banned me

[RD]

I don't get those Kurt Evans' photoshops at all.

[Brownie]

      To make room for Hoffpauir in the starting lineup, Jim Hendry took my suggestion from last October 22 (and to think, so many of you laughed at me when I suggested this) and, after several weeks' worth of secret negotiations carried out at the Paradise Bakery in Scottsdale (the very same location where Nomar Garciaparra himself, the subject of one of Hendry's biggest deals, was spotted buying bagels and coffee during spring training in 2005), Hendry convinced San Francisco GM Brian Sabean to take the two remaining years on Derrek Lee's contract in exchange for pitcher Matt Cain.

1) Yes, we all should have listened to Al last Oct. 22 and traded Lee for Cain. What a sage man.

2) Nomar Garciaparra eats? He buys his own bagels? Well, then, this is a perfect location for Hendry to talk trade. One of the players he once acquired once got breakfast there!

[MAD]

      To make room for Hoffpauir in the starting lineup, Jim Hendry took my suggestion from last October 22 (and to think, so many of you laughed at me when I suggested this) and, after several weeks' worth of secret negotiations carried out at the Paradise Bakery in Scottsdale (the very same location where Nomar Garciaparra himself, the subject of one of Hendry's biggest deals, was spotted buying bagels and coffee during spring training in 2005), Hendry convinced San Francisco GM Brian Sabean to take the two remaining years on Derrek Lee's contract in exchange for pitcher Matt Cain.

1) Yes, we all should have listened to Al last Oct. 22 and traded Lee for Cain. What a sage man.

2) Nomar Garciaparra eats? He buys his own bagels? Well, then, this is a perfect location for Hendry to talk trade. One of the players he once acquired once got breakfast there!

Bagel shop?  Coffee?  How sad is it when a bloggerhas delusions of Peter King?  Aim high, fruitbag. 

[Quality Start Machine]

So would this be a good time to say I saw Gretzky in a Krispy Kreme once?

[Brownie]

So would this be a good time to say I saw Gretzky in a Krispy Kreme once?

Canada weeps it wasn't Tim Horton's.

[Quality Start Machine]

So would this be a good time to say I saw Gretzky in a Krispy Kreme once?

Canada weeps it wasn't Tim Horton's.

I'm surprised they didn't put one in NY as part of #99's contract.

[Canadouche]

I just want to state for the record that I did those photoshops for Al. 

You can tell because they look so impeccably authentic. 

a) Why?

b) Why did you use a white person for DLee's facial transplant?

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Kurt is not being serious.

So help me if I'm wrong.

MIKE IS RIGHT!

[dbal]

I just had to post this.

BCB readers think Ron Santo reads their site.  Ha.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/4/8/827482/babe-ruth-little-babe-ruth-is

Babe Ruth, Little Babe Ruth, is about ready to hit a homerun right now.

Ron Santo when Mike Fontenot came up in the 10th. I've never heard that nickname anywhere else than here. Has Ronny been reading BCB?

[Andy]

They'll be crushed when they find out Ronnie can't read.

[Quality Start Machine]

Given the overall intellect of both Santo and BCB, if I found out Santo read Yellon's papsmear-in-a-blog, it would be at the same shock level as "dogs can lick their own balls".

[BH]

Who would take credit for a stupid nickname like Little Babe Ruth? That's the worst.

[Dave B]

That's on Sweet Lou. Don't get him mad.

[Brownie]

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that someone is faxing a print out of each day's posts to the booth and that Santo reads it. That's the only way he reads BCB.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that someone is faxing a print out of each day's posts to the booth and that Santo reads it. That's the only way he reads BCB.

LSA +1

[Philberto]

Al will not be happy that this guy is challenging the way things are run: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/4/11/831395/soriano-saves-the-day#14049129

This fucking guy. Remember when i suggested not allowing people to post

Fanshots and fanposts unless they have a good amount of comments under their belt? Familiarize your self with the community, read about some of these issues we discuss on a daily basis. Then after you passed your total of newbie comments, then be able to post fanshots and fanpost.

*Quoted to ensure content is kept. I'm sure this post will be gone by sunrise