Pollyellon banned me

[Weebs]

First off, I find it hard to believe anybody really wanted to visit him in his section.

Only because you haven't seen his "group."  Many of these people are allergic to fresh air.

Everyone in Mom's Basement hates Al.

[Kermit, B.]

First off, I find it hard to believe anybody really wanted to visit him in his section.

Secondly, he says that the stands are full, so why is he surprised that ushers would be "ushering" people away from sections they don't have seats in, and therefore have to fuck up somebody else's view to pay homage to the oldest living bologna addict in captivity?  Couldn't he have left his seat for a few minutes talked to them on the concourse (where they could all still see the game) and then returned to his seat?

Oh, and he had one just as good as his one about Harden being unhittable and giving up nine hits.  He said Zambrano "sailed along with little trouble."  Zambrano gave up ten hits and four walks in seven innings.

If you take away the 2nd, the 5th, the 6th, and the 7th innings, that outing was a piece of cake for Zambrano.

[Gil Gunderson]

First off, I find it hard to believe anybody really wanted to visit him in his section.

Only because you haven't seen his "group."  Many of these people are allergic to fresh air.

Everyone in Mom's Basement hates Al the real world.

Reality'd.

[Saul Goodman]

Now that's what we in the journalism biz call a hot lede!

PHILADELPHIA -- They put the scoreboard in the wrong place at Citizens Bank Park. It's behind the left field stands -- which means that not only is it not visible from large swaths of seats, but it blocks what would have been a really nice view of the Philadelphia skyline that you can see in the photo I took before last night's game. Granted, there were low clouds blocking the view, but on a sunny day, that would have been a really nice vista. From my seat in the LF corner, you have to crane your neck to see the board. They put some of the information available there on other boards, but it's scattered around and hard to fix your eye on one place to find it all.
The board should have been placed in center field, where more people could see it.

And here is the beautiful, don't-need-binoculars-at-all view that has Al crying into his bologna without:

[Eli]

Now that's what we in the journalism biz call a hot lede!

PHILADELPHIA -- They put the scoreboard in the wrong place at Citizens Bank Park. It's behind the left field stands -- which means that not only is it not visible from large swaths of seats, but it blocks what would have been a really nice view of the Philadelphia skyline that you can see in the photo I took before last night's game. Granted, there were low clouds blocking the view, but on a sunny day, that would have been a really nice vista. From my seat in the LF corner, you have to crane your neck to see the board. They put some of the information available there on other boards, but it's scattered around and hard to fix your eye on one place to find it all.
The board should have been placed in center field, where more people could see it.

And here is the beautiful, don't-need-binoculars-at-all view that has Al crying into his bologna without:

Al also thinks the PA system is TOO LOUD.

[Quality Start Machine]

Philadelphia sucks*

*except for Pat's Steaks and Teddy Pendergrass

[powen01]

Philadelphia sucks*

*except for Pat's Steaks and Teddy Pendergrass

You forgot New Edition...

[Tank]

Philadelphia sucks*

*except for Pat's Steaks and Teddy Pendergrass

You forgot New Edition Boyz II Men?...

ABC, BBD'd

New Edition hailed from Roxbury, bro.

Philly has also boasts The Roots and...



Hall. And. Motherfucking. Oates.

[Wheezer]

I once had a random person on the street threaten to punch me for wearing a tie in "Fishtown."

[Philberto]

I once had a random person on the street threaten to punch me for wearing a tie in "Fishtown."

It wasn't because you had a shirt with Vicante's dong was it?

[Wheezer]

I once had a random person on the street threaten to punch me for wearing a tie in "Fishtown."

It wasn't because you had a shirt with Vicante's dong was it?

No, that would likely have been mistaken for a disembodied capicola, in which case they would have volunteered to become my servants.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SseHnpmjCYM

[JakeD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KHn5vLyrRE

[powen01]

Philadelphia sucks*

*except for Pat's Steaks and Teddy Pendergrass

You forgot New Edition Boyz II Men?...

ABC, BBD'd

New Edition hailed from Roxbury, bro.

Philly has also boasts The Roots and...



Hall. And. Motherfucking. Oates.

I suck for getting my music acts confused. 

[flannj]

How badly am I going to get mocked for saying I like G. Love & Special Sauce?