Pollyellon banned me

[Bort]

I like penises in my butt.

I too like penises in my butt.

I've been thinking about corncobs, but only for relief of local discomfort.

I'm a big fan of the anal pacifier, mostly because it sounds kind of cool.

BOOM...law suit!

BOOM...counter suit!

Why do you always have to one up me?

Because I'm taller?

[Oleg]

I like penises in my butt.

I too like penises in my butt.

I've been thinking about corncobs, but only for relief of local discomfort.

I'm a big fan of the anal pacifier, mostly because it sounds kind of cool.

BOOM...law suit!

BOOM...counter suit!

Why do you always have to one up me?

Because I'm taller?

Consider yourself sued!

[Bort]

I like penises in my butt.

I too like penises in my butt.

I've been thinking about corncobs, but only for relief of local discomfort.

I'm a big fan of the anal pacifier, mostly because it sounds kind of cool.

BOOM...law suit!

BOOM...counter suit!

Why do you always have to one up me?

Because I'm taller?

Consider yourself sued!

Try to serve me. I just won't look down.

[Chuck to Chuck]

[CT III]

IT'S A COOK BOOK!  IT'S A COOK BOOK!

[Saul Goodman]

NO BEER ALLOWED

AL IS WATCHING

[Saul Goodman]

DPD for the best quote in Al's CUBS SHOULD RUN THE BLEACHERS LIKE I RUN MY WEBSITE.  THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. thread.

I prefer my big-breasted women with a little brains...

"Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics." - Ernie Banks aka Mr. Cub
by CubsGirl on May 13, 2010 3:51 PM CDT

I think the Chicago Police and/or FBI and/or Chris Hansen should be hired to make comments on BCB to make sure no one says anything remotely offensive.  Commenting should also be cut off after the first couple minutes before it gets Out of Control.

[Wheezer]

DPD for the best quote in Al's CUBS SHOULD RUN THE BLEACHERS LIKE I RUN MY WEBSITE.  THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. thread.

I prefer my big-breasted women with a little brains...

"Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics." - Ernie Banks aka Mr. Cub
by CubsGirl on May 13, 2010 3:51 PM CDT

I think the Chicago Police and/or FBI and/or Chris Hansen should be hired to make comments on BCB to make sure no one says anything remotely offensive.  Commenting should also be cut off after the first couple minutes before it gets Out of Control.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD for the best quote in Al's CUBS SHOULD RUN THE BLEACHERS LIKE I RUN MY WEBSITE.  THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. thread.

I prefer my big-breasted women with a little brains...

"Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics." - Ernie Banks aka Mr. Cub
by CubsGirl on May 13, 2010 3:51 PM CDT

I think the Chicago Police and/or FBI and/or Chris Hansen should be hired to make comments on BCB to make sure no one says anything remotely offensive.  Commenting should also be cut off after the first couple minutes before it gets Out of Control.

For a good time, see how long you can last reading this pissing match before you want to [desipiolawsuit]go on a killing spree.[/desipiolawsuit]

[Wheezer]

For a good time, see how long you can last reading this pissing match before you want to [desipiolawsuit]go on a killing spree.[/desipiolawsuit]

I suppose it did have this:

It's not like a backpack is inherently evil.

[Slaky]

For a good time, see how long you can last reading this pissing match before you want to [desipiolawsuit]go on a killing spree.[/desipiolawsuit]

I suppose it did have this:

It's not like a backpack is inherently evil.

NOT IN MY BLEACHERS.

I don't care if the drunk idiots are 25 or 45. They still have to behave or get out.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

Of course the bold there is Al's.  It's not a party.  It's a baseball game.  Most people are there to watch the baseball game.  Stop trying to enjoy it!  This is work!  Watching this shitty baseball team is punishment for something.  We are not to like it, we are to sit there, (for the love of god, DO NOT STAND UP!) and watch it, unblinkingly.  Then Jacob will pick one of us to guard the pretty light, and we'll have to fight off the smoke monster for a couple of thousand years.  Got it?

...

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

...

And it's time Al take his stand on people standing up at baseball games.  That shit has to stop.  You know what else?  Sometimes people slap one hand with the other, repeatedly.  It's annoying.  And, for god sakes, enough already with just yelling "Yay!"  Can't you people just shut up and let us suffer in silence?

[Wheezer]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

If I wanted to watch a baseball game, I wouldn't have a bottle of ipecac in my pocket.

[Yeti]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

If I wanted to watch a baseball game, I wouldn't have a bottle of ipecac in my pocket.

No clue what this is, but.... THIS

[Gilgamesh]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

If I wanted to watch a baseball game, I wouldn't have a bottle of ipecac in my pocket.

No clue what this is, but.... THIS

Oh ipecac, scourge of supermodels the world over.

Also, fuck the Cubs.