Pollyellon banned me

[Wheezer]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

If I wanted to watch a baseball game, I wouldn't have a bottle of ipecac in my pocket.

No clue what this is, but.... THIS

Oh ipecac, scourge of supermodels the world over.

Also, fuck the Cubs.

Al probably still has a box of Feen-A-Mint gum lying around somewhere.

[Quality Start Machine]

With Al currently at liberty, this kind of shit will only get funnier.

Odds on this piece coming a day after he got his balls broken by some drunk guys in the bleachers?

[Chuck to Chuck]

With Al currently at liberty, this kind of shit will only get funnier.

Odds on this piece coming a day after he got his balls broken by some drunk guys in the bleachers?

0%.  None of them know who he is.

[CT III]

With Al currently at liberty, this kind of shit will only get funnier.

Odds on this piece coming a day after he got his balls broken by some drunk guys in the bleachers?

0%.  None of them know who he is.

Somebody beat him to "his" spot, I reckon.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Judging from Andy's quotations, Al is stealing one of Huey's trademark bits...

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2944

The self-appointed voice of the Cubs fan and arbiter of right and wrong has spoken...

It's not a party. It's a baseball game, and most of us are there to watch the baseball game. We should not have our afternoon or evening ruined by drunks who, essentially, are paying a $40 or $50 cover charge to sit in bleacher seats (or worse, stand and block everyone's view) and drink until they are plastered.

...It would be a good start to have them make people sit down during play — there are "fans" out there who stand up, facing each other, talking throughout play, not in the least interested in what's going on down on the field. Why are "fans" like that even in the park?

If I wanted to watch a baseball game, I wouldn't have a bottle of ipecac in my pocket.

No clue what this is, but.... THIS

Oh ipecac, scourge of supermodels the world over.

Nemesis of 11-year-old Phillies fans.

[Quality Start Machine]

With Al currently at liberty, this kind of shit will only get funnier.

Odds on this piece coming a day after he got his balls broken by some drunk guys in the bleachers?

0%.  None of them know who he is.

I'm thinking it went like this:

Drunk Chad: WHOOOOOO!!! CUBBIEEEEEEEZ!!! WHOOOOOOO!!! I WANNA POUR PINOT NOIR ALL OVER YOUR TEEEEEEEAAAAAAATSSSSSS!!!!!

Al: Hey! There's a baseball game going on! Please sit down and be respectful of the game!

DC: (gives Al beer bath)

fin

[Jub]

I sat in 239 today and had (I think) 4 beers.  Maybe I had 6 or 8, who really fucking cares?

Tomorrow I'll be out in the bleachers.  Depending on how drunk I am, I'm seriously considering walking over and telling Yellon to go fuck himself.  You know, because the bleachers are so unruly and all.  I mean, anything goes out there, right?

I don't think Al Yellon actually likes the Cubs, or baseball really.

[Quality Start Machine]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

[Gilgamesh]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

Priorities, Fork.  Something else is going on Friday night.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

I thought Al was against Baseball and Beer?

[CT III]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

Priorities, Fork.  Something else is going on Friday night.

I'm pretty sure the meet-up is to watch the game.

[Gilgamesh]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

Priorities, Fork.  Something else is going on Friday night.

I'm pretty sure the meet-up is to watch the game.

Bah.  You need to go to the UC, sit in the parking lot with a big screen hooked up to your car's battery and watch the game.

THAT'S WHAT A REAL FAN WOULD DO!!!

[MAD]

Friday night (6/4) SBNation is sponsoring a "Chicago Meet-up" at the Captain Morgan Club at Wrigley Field.

It runs from 7-10 PM.

So you can have the combination of alcohol & Al.

Priorities, Fork.  Something else is going on Friday night.

I'm pretty sure the meet-up is to watch the game.

Bah.  You need to go to the UC, sit in the parking lot with a big screen hooked up to your car's battery and watch the game.

THAT'S WHAT A REAL FAN WOULD DO!!!

Serious question--is the UC housing people to watch the game tonight?  At $5 a pop it'd be a pretty easy money-maker for McDonough, one would think.

[Andy]

McDonough has found an even better way to do it.  Make a bar pay to host it, and then not only do you get cash, but you don't have to clean up after a flock of drunken hockey fans.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47710&navid=DL|CHI|home

[Chuck to Chuck]

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