Pollyellon banned me

[Wheezer]

That attempt at small caps is abysmal.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2012/4/25/2975331/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-5-1-all-wet#100227018

Add one to the list of people who need to adjust their attitude.

That would be you.

Thanks for the clarification.

Even when he's just issuing these asinine warnings, Al's one shitty fucking writer.

[Saul Goodman]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2012/4/25/2975331/cubs-lose-to-cardinals-5-1-all-wet#100227018

Add one to the list of people who need to adjust their attitude.

That would be you.

Thanks for the clarification.

Even when he's just issuing these asinine warnings, Al's one shitty fucking writer.

Add to that Al's belief that he's a brilliant writer with the unique ability to capture the soul of the Cubs fan, and you get a formula for hate few can match. Not to mention his utter lack of taste, of course. Luckily, BCB is easily avoided. Except when I get a hankering for photos of some mundane ballpark maintenance taken from the L platform. At Sheridan.

[CT III]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That man is the Walter Peck of Cubs bloggers.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That man is the Walter Peck of Cubs bloggers.

Everything was fine until dickless here started banning everyone for no reason.

[CT III]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That man is the Walter Peck of Cubs bloggers.

Everything was fine until dickless here started banning everyone for no reason.

Is this true?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That man is the Walter Peck of Cubs bloggers.

Everything was fine until dickless here started banning everyone for no reason.

Is this true?

Yes it's true.

This man has no dick.

[Eli]

I'm still baffled that he's the rep for all Cubs fans on SB Nation.

[Bort]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That man is the Walter Peck of Cubs bloggers.

Everything was fine until dickless here started banning everyone for no reason.

Is this true?

Yes it's true.

This man has no dick.

+1

[Slaky]

I'm still baffled that he's the rep for all Cubs fans on SB Nation.

It sickens me.

[Wheezer]

I suddenly wonder if someone could get a rise out of him by fervently advocating for shelf toilets at Wrigley.

[Brownie]

(points upward)

Go read that shit. Fucking incredible.

Al Yellon, folks.

It really is something to behold.  He's such a humorless twat.  Why anybody would participate in that community unironically is a mystery to me.

That a self-professed Cub fan have that little of a sense of humor really is stunning (but not ironic).

That the picture of Al all alone in the left field corner was taken by Paul Sullivan with this note:

Someone in the left field corner is feeding the seagulls with stale nachos.

No, Paul. it's rancid bologna they're feeding the gulls. Have you not learned anything?

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm still baffled that he's the rep for all Cubs fans on SB Nation.

A lot of SB Nation bloggers feel the same way.

[CBStew]

I suddenly wonder if someone could get a rise out of him by fervently advocating for shelf toilets at Wrigley.

On the rare occasions that I get to go to Wrigley, I have avoided the mens' rooms since the day I saw a guy peeing into the sink.

[Internet Apex]

I suddenly wonder if someone could get a rise out of him by fervently advocating for shelf toilets at Wrigley.

On the rare occasions that I get to go to Wrigley, I have avoided the mens' rooms since the day I saw a guy peeing into the sink.

My bad.

But have you never peed in a sink before? It's the third or fourth best place to pee.