Pollyellon banned me

[Saul Goodman]

Thinking about seeing a game at Target Field? Here's a non-tour tour featuring park highlights like some other abandoned stadium (complete with more photos than Target itself), imagined grain silos, vague descriptions of seating where you wouldn't expect it whatever the shit that means, and the outrageous lack of a roof! Enjoy!

[Wheezer]

I suddenly wonder if someone could get a rise out of him by fervently advocating for shelf toilets at Wrigley.

On the rare occasions that I get to go to Wrigley, I have avoided the mens' rooms since the day I saw a guy peeing into the sink.

My bad.

But have you never peed in a sink before? It's the third or fourth best place to pee.

I failed to note in a timely fashion that I saved a litter of abandoned kittens by, in part, peeing in the sink. Two sinks, actually, but don't tell the neighbors.

[morpheus]

Thinking about seeing a game at Target Field? Here's a non-tour tour featuring park highlights like some other abandoned stadium (complete with more photos than Target itself), imagined grain silos, vague descriptions of seating where you wouldn't expect it whatever the shit that means, and the outrageous lack of a roof! Enjoy!

Al in the comments:

Detroit & Denver probably should have built retractable-roof parks, too. Chicago and Boston have old parks that can't really be retrofitted.

Retractable roof for thee, but not for me.  Or something.

[Quality Start Machine]

I, for one, would enjoy the many gorgeous photos of the Wrigley Field roof.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bumped for Al stealing the bit from...Chuck?

Seriously.  I'd have an easier time getting out of bed every morning and going to my trial if I was Jerry Sandusky than if I had actually been caught stealing a Cubs-related joke from Chuck.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

This is gold:

[powen01]

DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

His basis for BANNING is so arbitrary it's hilarious.  Like, people who you might expect to be banned for daring to poke fun at Al but aren't.  His blanket prohibition on ivychat ("that site") is awesome, especially considering that Chuck walked away from it last Fall.

[Chuck to Chuck]

DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

His basis for BANNING is so arbitrary it's hilarious.  Like, people who you might expect to be banned for daring to poke fun at Al but aren't.  His blanket prohibition on ivychat ("that site") is awesome, especially considering that Chuck walked away from it last Fall.

And this is what got it started.  Hard to believe that I wasn't snarky.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

He had seen it before.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

He had seen it before.

So his only defense now is that he has dementia?

Looks like he's really got a lot in common with Phil Rogers.

[Chuck to Chuck]

He had seen it before.

Fuck.

Yeah.

[Tonker]

He had seen it before.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Please, please, please let this get posted over there.

[Internet Apex]

He had seen it before.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Please, please, please let this get posted over there.

I usually give less than two shits what happens on that site. Even when you guys post Al's greatest butthurt, I end up thinking he's kind of a lightweight and get bored. But this is fantastic. Please blow this man up like the Death Star and send me a postcard.