Pollyellon banned me

[BH]

The image of douche.

Is that fat chick banging him?

Best 2 out of 3 falls for a nacho helmet.

Did Morph take that pic with Hawk's modified walkman? Such clarity.

[Gilgamesh]

The image of douche.

Is that fat chick banging him?

Best 2 out of 3 falls for a nacho helmet.

Did Morph take that pic with Hawk's modified walkman? Such clarity.

Actually, it's not a photo; it's a matte painting.  Morts just made them stand like that for three hours.

[Internet Apex]

The image of douche.

Is that fat chick banging him?

Best 2 out of 3 falls for a nacho helmet.

Did Morph take that pic with Hawk's modified walkman? Such clarity.

Actually, it's not a photo; it's a matte painting.  Morts just made them stand like that for three hours.

That's one handsome slampiece he's got there.

[Gilgamesh]

The image of douche.

Is that fat chick banging him?

Best 2 out of 3 falls for a nacho helmet.

Did Morph take that pic with Hawk's modified walkman? Such clarity.

Actually, it's not a photo; it's a matte painting.  Morts just made them stand like that for three hours.

That's one handsome slampiece he's got there.

NEWSFLASH: Morts is actually Bob Ross.

[BH]

Al says THEO IS WRONG, we should go for the title in 2013!

[Slaky]

Al says THEO IS WRONG, we should go for the title in 2013!

Fuck this guy dead.

[PenPho]

The next time this thread gets bumped, there had better be topless pictures of Al.

[BH]

The next time this thread gets bumped, there had better be topless pictures of Al.

Why would anyone what that?

[flannj]

Al says THEO IS WRONG, we should go for the title in 2013!

Apparently my firms security systems have been recently upgraded to include blocking stupidity.

"Sorry, but we are unable to connect you to the site you just requested.
www. bleedcubbieblue.com has been categorized as a potential risk."

I should be thankfull they are looking out for me.

[Tonker]

The next time this thread gets bumped, there had better be topless pictures of Al.

Why would anyone what that?

Yeah, I certainly don't what that.

[PenPho]

The next time this thread gets bumped, there had better be topless pictures of Al.

Why would anyone what that?

It was a tribute to this as my way of continuing to wonder why anyone gives a crap about Al or posts in this thread. 

[Gilgamesh]

Al says THEO IS WRONG, we should go for the title in 2013!

I read that and I don't know why I did.

[CBStew]

Al says THEO IS WRONG, we should go for the title in 2013!

Theo is wrong because I want to see the Cubs win in my lifetime.  (Assuming that I get to see the 2013 season)

[Wheezer]

Just put a competitive team on the field. They did not do that after July 31 this year.

Oh, no, Al's cipherin' agin?

Apr. 0.347
May 0.370
June 0.370
July 0.600
Aug. 0.276
Sep. 0.321
Oct. 0.333

See, they were competitive if you just use the right windowing for the data.

[Eli]

Gil-ing the comments:

By what maneuvers does a 100-loss team turn into a over-.500 ball club within a single season without a spending spree?

I think my plan could do it.

Again, look at what the A's did. They didn't lose 100 last year, but turned a 74-win team into a 94-win team.

"I think my plan could do it". What a self-important, delusional simpleton. He's essentially saying that he -- fueled by bologna sandwiches and his own incredible baseball acumen -- has his own viable plan to make the Cubs competitive in 2013. But since Theo Epstein isn't as smart as Al, he can't see it and is choosing to punt the season.

Unreal.