Pollyellon banned me

[Saul Goodman]

HOW MANY MORE TEARS, THEO?

Answer: A BUTTLOAD

"I think Dale is taking a lot of heat for the fact that we don't have currently a roster that is talented enough to regularly win baseball games," says Epstein. "We just don't."

[Quality Start Machine]

Answer: A BUTTLOAD

"I think Dale is taking a lot of heat for the fact that we don't have currently a roster that is talented enough to regularly win baseball games," says Epstein. "We just don't."

Epstink is terrible.

[Tony]

Since Dolan never links to his articles anymore...

Wow... I'm glad I didn't bother to read Al's drivel at first and waited for this instead.

[CT III]

Since Dolan never links to his articles anymore...

Wow... I'm glad I didn't bother to read Al's drivel at first and waited for this instead.

Also recommended:

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2013/6/18/4441546/an-open-letter-to-mark-attanasio-a-parody

[Tony]

Since Dolan never links to his articles anymore...

Wow... I'm glad I didn't bother to read Al's drivel at first and waited for this instead.

Also recommended:

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2013/6/18/4441546/an-open-letter-to-mark-attanasio-a-parody

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[Saul Goodman]

Since Dolan never links to his articles anymore...

Wow... I'm glad I didn't bother to read Al's drivel at first and waited for this instead.

Also recommended:

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2013/6/18/4441546/an-open-letter-to-mark-attanasio-a-parody

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Farther down the original thread:

I'd think I have more of a right to complain
... exactly because I pay for all these games. I'm their best customer.

I'm closing this thread.
No further good is coming out of it, just people taking swipes at each other because they can. Plus, it's getting real slow.

Let's move on.

Yep, that's it.  This guy.  /wanking motion

[Gilgamesh]

So me and my friends out here in Oakland go to sit down in our seats at the Cubs-A's game. Decent tickets, 100-level, $30, so it should be a good night, right?

Oh who's that chode in front of us that looks very familiar?





One of my friends accidentally - and I mean that genuinely - spilled half a beer on him in the fourth inning. He only got a little on him, and he wasn't drunk, but you best believe that Yellon looked like he was ready to throw down.

At game's end, Al was lamenting to us that because of the BART strike, he wouldn't be able to go to today's game. I asked him where his seats were and he said Section 107, Row 7. He said he paid like $110 for the pair. We told him that we'd give him $50 for the pair, seeing as he was screwed anyway. He said he'd take it, but when we both opened our wallets we facetiously acted like we only had $30 combined on us.  After he hemmed and hawed for a few minutes, he took the deal.

The tickets have since been Lysoled.

/Gilstory

[Saul Goodman]

So me and my friends out here in Oakland go to sit down in our seats at the Cubs-A's game. Decent tickets, 100-level, $30, so it should be a good night, right?

Oh who's that chode in front of us that looks very familiar?





One of my friends accidentally - and I mean that genuinely - spilled half a beer on him in the fourth inning. He only got a little on him, and he wasn't drunk, but you best believe that Yellon looked like he was ready to throw down.

At game's end, Al was lamenting to us that because of the BART strike, he wouldn't be able to go to today's game. I asked him where his seats were and he said Section 107, Row 7. He said he paid like $110 for the pair. We told him that we'd give him $50 for the pair, seeing as he was screwed anyway. He said he'd take it, but when we both opened our wallets we facetiously acted like we only had $30 combined on us.  After he hemmed and hawed for a few minutes, he took the deal.

The tickets have since been Lysoled.

/Gilstory

On the BCB shithole he mentions BART issues in transit before the game and claims he won't make it to today's game because he needs to catch a flight to make it to Wrigley before Friday's game. And he has an earring? I have my doubts. I think we need more proof. Was he eating bologna?

[Gilgamesh]

So me and my friends out here in Oakland go to sit down in our seats at the Cubs-A's game. Decent tickets, 100-level, $30, so it should be a good night, right?

Oh who's that chode in front of us that looks very familiar?





One of my friends accidentally - and I mean that genuinely - spilled half a beer on him in the fourth inning. He only got a little on him, and he wasn't drunk, but you best believe that Yellon looked like he was ready to throw down.

At game's end, Al was lamenting to us that because of the BART strike, he wouldn't be able to go to today's game. I asked him where his seats were and he said Section 107, Row 7. He said he paid like $110 for the pair. We told him that we'd give him $50 for the pair, seeing as he was screwed anyway. He said he'd take it, but when we both opened our wallets we facetiously acted like we only had $30 combined on us.  After he hemmed and hawed for a few minutes, he took the deal.

The tickets have since been Lysoled.

/Gilstory

On the BCB shithole he mentions BART issues in transit before the game and claims he won't make it to today's game because he needs to catch a flight to make it to Wrigley before Friday's game. And he has an earring? I have my doubts. I think we need more proof. Was he eating bologna?

He was not eating bologna. The only time he got up was when he had to flag down the vendor selling bottled water.

I guess the three hot dogs (ketchup only) that he ordered were too spicy.

[Eli]

Was not aware of the earring. Makes me feel confused. Going to think about this some more.

[CT III]

On the BCB shithole he mentions BART issues in transit before the game and claims he won't make it to today's game because he needs to catch a flight to make it to Wrigley before Friday's game. And he has an earring? I have my doubts. I think we need more proof. Was he eating bologna?

The man brought a clipboard to a baseball game so he could keep score. 

If that's not Al Yellon, he's done his homework.

[Tonker]

That was close.  Can you imagine how distraught Yellon would have been if he'd not been able to make the game today, and had missed the Cubs getting historically no-hit?

[Tony]

Was not aware of the earring. Makes me feel confused. Going to think about this some more.

I thought the only dude still wearing an earring was Harrison Ford. And even Hand Solo can't pull it off.

[Quality Start Machine]

Was not aware of the earring. Makes me feel confused. Going to think about this some more.

I thought the only dude still wearing an earring was Harrison Ford. And even Hand Solo can't pull it off.

"Hand Solo" describes Al's sex life.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Was not aware of the earring. Makes me feel confused. Going to think about this some more.

I thought the only dude still wearing an earring was Harrison Ford. And even Hand Solo can't pull it off.

"Hand Solo" describes Al's sex life.

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