Pollyellon banned me

[flannj]

Good God.

[morpheus]

EDITOR IN CHEIF!

[Saul Goodman]

https://twitter.com/Gdeuceswild/status/327901487575490560

@bleedcubbieblue I appreciate your support, but lets keep your snide comments quiet! Way to be a supportive fan! #douche

In response to

https://twitter.com/bleedcubbieblue/status/327868436418027520

Maybe they can actually teach him how to field RT @mickgillispie: Great to see Matt Garza talking PFP's with the Smokies pitchers

Never forget.  Godspeed, Matt.

[CT III]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

[Brownie]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

This historical primer on game times at Wrigley Field will certainly come in useful, if you find yourself being chased by Libyans chasing you in a VW van at Clark and Diversey and you find a 1983 DeLorean sitting there, with keys in the ignition to facilitate your escape and you zip north up Clark Street, hit 88 MPH and .... next thing you know you see Yum Yum Donuts at Clark and Seminary and the Cabaret Metro is hosting this band called Veruca Salt, and the Sun-Times has Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson on the front page celebrating the Bulls' Three Peat. It's June 26, 1993 and you've somehow gone 20 years, one month and three days back in time. You also learn that the DeLorean you carjacked is powered by Plutonium, which is remarkably easy to get in 1993 with all those breakaway Soviet Republics and an organized black market. But, before you go forward in time you have some unfinished business to attend to.

It so happens that Frank Castillo is taking the bump against Ramon Martinez that day. If you could only get in, and find a guy saying inane things about Ryne Sandberg (and his albatross contract) being an awful, awful ballplayer, maybe you could warn the woman he's with what she's in for should she agree to another date with this guy. So you have Al's handy guide. Saturday games in 1993: hmm, 12:05, 1:20, 3:05 or 7:05. Well, there's always the ticket office (or said Sun-Times out of the honor box--just 35¢!)  And then, you find out they're playing in L.A.

So, yeah, this article has nothing in it that would benefit anyone for any reason.

[SKO]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

This historical primer on game times at Wrigley Field will certainly come in useful, if you find yourself being chased by Libyans chasing you in a VW van at Clark and Diversey and you find a 1983 DeLorean sitting there, with keys in the ignition to facilitate your escape and you zip north up Clark Street, hit 88 MPH and .... next thing you know you see Yum Yum Donuts at Clark and Seminary and the Cabaret Metro is hosting this band called Veruca Salt, and the Sun-Times has Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson on the front page celebrating the Bulls' Three Peat. It's June 26, 1993 and you've somehow gone 20 years, one month and three days back in time. You also learn that the DeLorean you carjacked is powered by Plutonium, which is remarkably easy to get in 1993 with all those breakaway Soviet Republics and an organized black market. But, before you go forward in time you have some unfinished business to attend to.

It so happens that Frank Castillo is taking the bump against Ramon Martinez that day. If you could only get in, and find a guy saying inane things about Ryne Sandberg (and his albatross contract) being an awful, awful ballplayer, maybe you could warn the woman he's with what she's in for should she agree to another date with this guy. So you have Al's handy guide. Saturday games in 1993: hmm, 12:05, 1:20, 3:05 or 7:05. Well, there's always the ticket office (or said Sun-Times out of the honor box--just 35¢!)  And then, you find out they're playing in L.A.

So, yeah, this article has nothing in it that would benefit anyone for any reason.

LOL'd most of all at this.

[Brownie]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

This historical primer on game times at Wrigley Field will certainly come in useful, if you find yourself being chased by Libyans chasing you in a VW van at Clark and Diversey and you find a 1983 DeLorean sitting there, with keys in the ignition to facilitate your escape and you zip north up Clark Street, hit 88 MPH and .... next thing you know you see Yum Yum Donuts at Clark and Seminary and the Cabaret Metro is hosting this band called Veruca Salt, and the Sun-Times has Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson on the front page celebrating the Bulls' Three Peat. It's June 26, 1993 and you've somehow gone 20 years, one month and three days back in time. You also learn that the DeLorean you carjacked is powered by Plutonium, which is remarkably easy to get in 1993 with all those breakaway Soviet Republics and an organized black market. But, before you go forward in time you have some unfinished business to attend to.

It so happens that Frank Castillo is taking the bump against Ramon Martinez that day. If you could only get in, and find a guy saying inane things about Ryne Sandberg (and his albatross contract) being an awful, awful ballplayer, maybe you could warn the woman he's with what she's in for should she agree to another date with this guy. So you have Al's handy guide. Saturday games in 1993: hmm, 12:05, 1:20, 3:05 or 7:05. Well, there's always the ticket office (or said Sun-Times out of the honor box--just 35¢!)  And then, you find out they're playing in L.A.

So, yeah, this article has nothing in it that would benefit anyone for any reason.

LOL'd most of all at this.

SKO would find said guy and get him in on the ground floor of a fraternal organization seeking the goal of returning the Chicago Bears to the pinnacle of the National Football League. To which the Sandberg-hater would say, "Why? They're halfway there with this Dave Wannstedt, defensive genius."

[Chuck to Chuck]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

This historical primer on game times at Wrigley Field will certainly come in useful, if you find yourself being chased by Libyans chasing you in a VW van at Clark and Diversey and you find a 1983 DeLorean sitting there, with keys in the ignition to facilitate your escape and you zip north up Clark Street, hit 88 MPH and .... next thing you know you see Yum Yum Donuts at Clark and Seminary and the Cabaret Metro is hosting this band called Veruca Salt, and the Sun-Times has Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson on the front page celebrating the Bulls' Three Peat. It's June 26, 1993 and you've somehow gone 20 years, one month and three days back in time. You also learn that the DeLorean you carjacked is powered by Plutonium, which is remarkably easy to get in 1993 with all those breakaway Soviet Republics and an organized black market. But, before you go forward in time you have some unfinished business to attend to.

It so happens that Frank Castillo is taking the bump against Ramon Martinez that day. If you could only get in, and find a guy saying inane things about Ryne Sandberg (and his albatross contract) being an awful, awful ballplayer, maybe you could warn the woman he's with what she's in for should she agree to another date with this guy. So you have Al's handy guide. Saturday games in 1993: hmm, 12:05, 1:20, 3:05 or 7:05. Well, there's always the ticket office (or said Sun-Times out of the honor box--just 35¢!)  And then, you find out they're playing in L.A.

So, yeah, this article has nothing in it that would benefit anyone for any reason.

LOL'd most of all at this.

SKO would find said guy and get him in on the ground floor of a fraternal organization seeking the goal of returning the Chicago Bears to the pinnacle of the National Football League. To which the Sandberg-hater would say, "Why? They're halfway there with this Dave Wannstedt, defensive genius."

We had over 100 members.  Had to rename it G.R.O.W. International.

[CT III]

So, yeah, this article has nothing in it that would benefit anyone for any reason.

To be fair, it does feature Al getting PWNED in the comments by some dude who points out that he forgot that in 2006 the Cubs had one 5:05 start when they played an ESPN Sunday Night Game which was started early for the ESPYs.

So not only is Al an expert on the most godawfully boring subject in the history of the universe, he's not even the best expert.

But he is the right one.

[Saul Goodman]

What does G.R.O.W. stand for? Do I want to know?

[Chuck to Chuck]

What does G.R.O.W. stand for? Do I want to know?

Get Rid Of Wannstedt

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What does G.R.O.W. stand for? Do I want to know?

Get Rid Of Wannstedt

Internet Chuck: more or less successful than FroDog?

[Internet Apex]

What does G.R.O.W. stand for? Do I want to know?

Get Rid Of Wannstedt

Internet Chuck: more or less successful than FroDog?

Shit. Everything's coming up FroDog these days.

https://twitter.com/ESPNChiBears/status/361880470121758720?lang=en

[CT III]

What does G.R.O.W. stand for? Do I want to know?

Get Rid Of Wannstedt

Internet Chuck: more or less successful than FroDog?

Shit. Everything's coming up FroDog these days.

https://twitter.com/ESPNChiBears/status/361880470121758720?lang=en

(FUCK YOU)

[JakeD]

What the blue hell is this?

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/7/27/4540726/cubs-wrigley-field-game-time-history

On April 10, 1959, the Tribune quoted Cubs GM John Holland:

    "Football has proved the 1 p.m. start on weekends is sound. We've turned back the starting times of week-day games half an hour to give fans more time between lunch and the trip to the park."

That's a rather odd statement; you'd think the Cubs would want people to come to the park for lunch.


And there we have the reasoning for a future bleacher season ticket holder to bring his wax paper covered bologna sandwiches.