Pollyellon banned me

[Quality Start Machine]

I'd enjoy one of those rhapsodizing about Dave Rosello's Afro.

[Canadouche]

So, who's applying to write for Al?

https://twitter.com/BleedCubTweets/status/479644544254754820

Looks like it's my time to shine!

[Shooter]

Further evidence that Kim is a big fan of the Al Yellon experience:

Ongoing:

Kim DeJesus favorited your Tweet
1h:  Still creeped out by at BleedCubbieBlue, huh? RT @KimDeJesus9: Wish I was at wrigley today :(
Kim DeJesus

[Slaky]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

[R-V]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

So I'm not as much of an Al historian as some around here, but would I be correct to say in his ideal world, the Cubs would suck, all seats at Wrigley would be $10 and Al and the other 7 people at the ballpark could write romantic poems about being a part of history when the Cubs got no-hit?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

So I'm not as much of an Al historian as some around here, but would I be correct to say in his ideal world, the Cubs would suck, all seats at Wrigley would be $10 and Al and the other 7 40,000 people at the ballpark could write romantic poems about being a part of history when the Cubs got no-hit?

Yes, with that one correction.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

In a way, this scares me.  Much as it's annoying that SB Nation dedicates so much bandwidth to that moron and the commesurate large following that such a spotlight brings, it also seems that as the majority of that large following have continued to follow Al through the years--indicating that they, too, are brainless drips-- that Al's site actually keeps them penned in, and away from sites that aren't so retarded.  

On the other hand, if they're collectively calling that dope on his shit, I suppose that's not a bad thing in any context.

I just wish to see that tool miserable and I guess losing the pool of people over whom he's lorded his condescension seems like it could do the trick.

[Eli]

I try to not waste too much energy on the dumb opinions of Al, but it's really something else for him to instruct people on how to FEEL about something. It's just sports, guy. If you're not going to get irrationally excited sometimes, what the hell is the point?

[Quality Start Machine]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

After blocking Chuck's 14 year-old son on Twitter yesterday and now this, Alvin's have a banner week.

[PenFoe]

Gotta read this fellas. Gotta check out this piece and the comments. It might finally be happening. Al finally pissed off his idiot minions.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2014/8/26/6069113/jorge-soler-callup-cubs-news

In a way, this scares me.  Much as it's annoying that SB Nation dedicates so much bandwidth to that moron and the commesurate large following that such a spotlight brings, it also seems that as the majority of that large following have continued to follow Al through the years--indicating that they, too, are brainless drips-- that Al's site actually keeps them penned in, and away from sites that aren't so retarded.  

On the other hand, if they're collectively calling that dope on his shit, I suppose that's not a bad thing in any context.

I just wish to see that tool miserable and I guess losing the pool of people over whom he's lorded his condescension seems like it could do the trick.

I hope he dies the day before the Cubs win the World Series.

[InternetApex]

He just doesn't want us to hyperventilate. He really cares about us.

[CT III]

I try to not waste too much energy on the dumb opinions of Al, but it's really something else for him to instruct people on how to FEEL about something. It's just sports, guy. If you're not going to get irrationally excited sometimes, what the hell is the point?

Just don't expect me to get all hyperventilated until there is actual success at the MLB level.

I'll have fun when there's a reason to have fun.

I have a hard time reconciling these statements with the fact that they're coming from a guy who's been sitting in the fucking bleachers for nearly every home game the Cubs have played for the last what, 3 decades?

[Slaky]

I try to not waste too much energy on the dumb opinions of Al, but it's really something else for him to instruct people on how to FEEL about something. It's just sports, guy. If you're not going to get irrationally excited sometimes, what the hell is the point?

Just don't expect me to get all hyperventilated until there is actual success at the MLB level.

I'll have fun when there's a reason to have fun.

I have a hard time reconciling these statements with the fact that they're coming from a guy who's been sitting in the fucking bleachers for nearly every home game the Cubs have played for the last what, 3 decades?

I read his words in a Seymour Skinner voice

[CT III]

I try to not waste too much energy on the dumb opinions of Al, but it's really something else for him to instruct people on how to FEEL about something. It's just sports, guy. If you're not going to get irrationally excited sometimes, what the hell is the point?

Just don't expect me to get all hyperventilated until there is actual success at the MLB level.

I'll have fun when there's a reason to have fun.

I have a hard time reconciling these statements with the fact that they're coming from a guy who's been sitting in the fucking bleachers for nearly every home game the Cubs have played for the last what, 3 decades?

I read his words in a Seymour Skinner voice

Which Seymour Skinner?

[Quality Start Machine]

I try to not waste too much energy on the dumb opinions of Al, but it's really something else for him to instruct people on how to FEEL about something. It's just sports, guy. If you're not going to get irrationally excited sometimes, what the hell is the point?

Just don't expect me to get all hyperventilated until there is actual success at the MLB level.

I'll have fun when there's a reason to have fun.

I have a hard time reconciling these statements with the fact that they're coming from a guy who's been sitting in the fucking bleachers for nearly every home game the Cubs have played for the last what, 3 decades?

So why in the living blue fuck would you pay 4 grand or whatever the hell it is to sit 400 feet from home plate 81 days a year for, if you're not having fun?