Pollyellon banned me

[Quality Start Machine]

March 6, 2015.   This day will live in infamy.  I just heard Len Casper praising BCB and Al Yellon.  

It's Spring Training. Nobody's in shape yet, not even Len.

[Yeti]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

[SKO]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

I would gladly eat my burrito before entering the ballpark if it meant Al's asshurt over not being able to bring his sammich with the crusts cut off. And you know he does that shit.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

No more Mister Nice Yellon.

And no, I'm not going to be nice about it.

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, KENNEY.

[CT III]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

No more Mister Nice Yellon.

And no, I'm not going to be nice about it.

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, KENNEY.

I can picture Al standing outside the stadium, quickly wolfing down his sandwich before declaring: "THIS BREAKS ALL BARGAINS!"

Update. There will be a reckoning. A RECKONING!

[Eli]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

No more Mister Nice Yellon.

And no, I'm not going to be nice about it.

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, KENNEY.

I can picture Al standing outside the stadium, quickly wolfing down his sandwich before declaring: "THIS BREAKS ALL BARGAINS!"

Update. There will be a reckoning. A RECKONING!

This will interest Deadspin. It may interest Craig Calcaterra.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/8/8172945/cubs-rangers-recap-kyle-schwarber-ballpark-food-mlb-scores

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

HE SCREENSHOT THE SLOAN PARK WEBSITE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN AL AND HIS BOLOGNA

No more Mister Nice Yellon.

And no, I'm not going to be nice about it.

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, KENNEY.

I can picture Al standing outside the stadium, quickly wolfing down his sandwich before declaring: "THIS BREAKS ALL BARGAINS!"

Update. There will be a reckoning. A RECKONING!

I would love Deadspin's headline to read "Bleed Cubbie Blue has an idiot running the site. You won't believe what happens next."

[Yeti]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

[InternetApex]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

[Eli]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

Of course they were going to change the policy. It was a dumb policy (if it was even a policy in the first place).

The important part is there's been a decade-long meme about Al bringing bologna sandwiches to the park and yesterday he completely lost his shit over not being able to bring a sandwich into the park. I remain entertained.

[SKO]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

Of course they were going to change the policy. It was a dumb policy (if it was even a policy in the first place).

The important part is there's been a decade-long meme about Al bringing bologna sandwiches to the park and yesterday he completely lost his shit over not being able to bring a sandwich into the park. I remain entertained.

Yeah, it's not that the policy was ever a good idea. It was just Al's so very Al-like response and the confirmation of a meme that made it great.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

Of course they were going to change the policy. It was a dumb policy (if it was even a policy in the first place).

The important part is there's been a decade-long meme about Al bringing bologna sandwiches to the park and yesterday he completely lost his shit over not being able to bring a sandwich into the park. I remain entertained.

Yeah, it's not that the policy was ever a good idea. It was just Al's so very Al-like response and the confirmation of a meme that made it great.

Now I almost want to give him tickets to a Bulls or Blackhawks game so he can see a place where there actually is a "no outside food" policy in place and strictly enforced.

[SKO]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

Of course they were going to change the policy. It was a dumb policy (if it was even a policy in the first place).

The important part is there's been a decade-long meme about Al bringing bologna sandwiches to the park and yesterday he completely lost his shit over not being able to bring a sandwich into the park. I remain entertained.

Yeah, it's not that the policy was ever a good idea. It was just Al's so very Al-like response and the confirmation of a meme that made it great.

Now I almost want to give him tickets to a Bulls or Blackhawks game so he can see a place where there actually is a "no outside food" policy in place and strictly enforced.

Honestly it was news to me that baseball stadiums still allowed outside food. I just assumed any place with food vendors doesn't allow outside food these days.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fucking Christ: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2015/3/9/8176149/cubs-allow-food-sloan-park

The recap to Sunday's game included a great deal about Cubs fans being prevented from bringing personal food items like sandwiches, peanuts and sunflower seeds into Sloan Park.

I'm here to tell you that's changing, effective for today's game. Cubs Vice President of Communications and Community Affairs Julian Green contacted me by phone Monday morning to let me know that any fans coming to today's game and future games at Sloan Park will be able to bring small food items in. Green said, "The Cubs apologize for any inconvenience to fans during Sunday's game and will continue to honor the longtime ballpark tradition of bringing personal food items into the park."

Thanks to Julian Green and Cubs management for being proactive on this issue and for acting quickly to restore something that, as noted, is a time-honored tradition not only at spring-training parks, but at major-league stadiums as well.

Thought you'd all like to know.

I know Al's a penis and we should all spend most of our time thinking about how much we hate him, but if the Cubs were indeed trying to change this policy on the fly and Al himself got them to change it, that's actually a feather in whatever cap he's got constricting blood flow to his temples right now. His record in that particular piece of headgear is one giant middle finger against zero losses.

Now, if this was merely some uninformed or misinformed stadium employee who gave Al a hard time and he took it all the way up to Julian Green, then we've got ourselves a thing. A thing, I tell you.

Of course they were going to change the policy. It was a dumb policy (if it was even a policy in the first place).

The important part is there's been a decade-long meme about Al bringing bologna sandwiches to the park and yesterday he completely lost his shit over not being able to bring a sandwich into the park. I remain entertained.

So very much this.