The Happening

[Waco Kid]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

[CT II]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

[Kerm]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

[Waco Kid]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Same here.

[CT II]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

[Weebs]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

But the wife told him to "swing away" before she died!  There's something intrinsically brilliant about it, but what it is, is hard to define.

[Kerm]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

[Weebs]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Personally, anything I've watched since then has just been beneath me.

[PTanner]

"The Happening" was also the worst of the Supremes' singles.

[CT II]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

[Kerm]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

Yeah.  Even if they'd won, the first rainfall would have been a bitch.

[Three times a JD]

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

Makes me think they weren't that advanced.

[Slaky+]

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

Makes me think they weren't that advanced.

Makes me think the writer isn't very advanced, either.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

I liked 6th sense, Signs, and Unbreakable.

The Village was a shit sandwich.

Lady in the Water was meh.

Why do people like Signs?  It sucked.

I liked it until the end.  And until the aliens showed up in an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, but the end of Signs is so completely and utterly brainless as to render the rest of it moot.

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

Yeah.  Even if they'd won, the first rainfall would have been a bitch.

Ever hear of a poncho and an umbrella?  Obviously the aliens are more advanced than you.

[Three times a JD]

Don't you see?  EVERYTHING happened for a REASON!  If anything, it's TOO brainy.

Including an advanced alien race invading a planet that was covered in a substance that was extremely poisonous to it.

Makes me think they weren't that advanced.

Makes me think the writer isn't very advanced, either.

I was hoping someone would go there.  I'm glad it was you, Gim 2.