The Happening

[Gil Gunderson]

QPD, but if you go to the IMDB page for this movie and check out the boards, the apologists are out in full force.

To summarize:

"You're too young to get this movie."

"This movie was too deep for the general audience."

"This movie was intended to be a B-movie."

Enjoy...

[Jon]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

[Weebs]

Can we call it THE CRAPPENING?  Or has that already been thought up?  If not, you heard it from me first!

[BH]

Best B Movie Ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/17/mnight.shyamalan/index.html

[Kerm]

Best B Movie Ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/17/mnight.shyamalan/index.html

Oh, I see.  We're all just too dumb to realize that his movie was SUPPOSED to suck.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Does B stand for "bowel movement"?

[Thrillho]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

[thehawk]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye

[Weebs]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

Now I think I need to go see this, and I will provide a review of Shit's sister film, The Crappening.

[CT II]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye

Present.

[Kerm]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

Now I think I need to go see this, and I will provide a review of Shit's sister film, The Crappening.

I feel like that review was so thorough, Gil took me from not wanting to see it, to desperately wanting to see it, to sparing me the agony of going to see it.  Thanks, Gil.

[PTanner]

Good lord, that review was masterful.

Seconded.

Can we get a floor vote?

aye

Present.

Harumph.

[TDubbs]

There was no way that this movie wasn't made as a joke.  Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.  It was weird.

[Tank]

Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/37753/saturday-night-live-mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals

Hey, chicken. How's it hangin'? A lot of people wanna eat you, but I just wanna talk to you, okay? We should do a film together, whaddya think? Hey, chicken, I'm not joking around, okay? This is the real thing, I mean this could be huge! All right, well, think about it. Say "hi" to your mother for me, alright? Now I'm gonna talk to a goat.

[Kerm]

There was no way that this movie wasn't made as a joke.  Marky Mark is a fairly decent actor, I think, but he was blatantly saying his lines like a tard.  It was weird.

You watched it without me?  You bastard.