Commissioner Gordon has seen the future, and it is DOOM

[Slaky+]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

[Thrillho]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

Whenever you get to it, three Dolan doses in as many days is truly a sight to behold.

[butthead]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

Whenever you get to it, three Dolan doses in as many days is truly a sight to behold.

It's almost as if they are daily doses.

[RV]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

I chose now. Or I guess I should say I chose now a few minutes ago. It was a good choice. Probably the funniest thing I've read since coming round these here Desipio parts (right up there with Apex's description of his buddy's deuce).

[Kerm]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

Whenever you get to it, three Dolan doses in as many days is truly a sight to behold.

I'm excited humiliated.

[Oleg]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

I chose now. Or I guess I should say I chose now a few minutes ago. It was a good choice. Probably the funniest thing I've read since coming round these here Desipio parts (right up there with Apex's description of his buddy's deuce).

I asked a friend to print it out and bring it to the ballgame. I read it between innings.  I'm glad I never had to explain my LOL'd...LOLing to the family sitting behind us.

[Mike Douche]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

I chose now. Or I guess I should say I chose now a few minutes ago. It was a good choice. Probably the funniest thing I've read since coming round these here Desipio parts (right up there with Apex's description of his buddy's deuce).

I asked a friend to print it out and bring it to the ballgame. I read it between innings.  I'm glad I never had to explain my LOL'd...LOLing to the family sitting behind us.

Just to bring closure to Oleg's anectdote...

I, too, had the chance to read the printed-out version of the Dose, between innings at the game.   To do it between innings means that each of us required about 3 innings to get through the whole damn thing.  It was like Dolan was backed up or something and took a Kurt Evans-laced Ex-Lax.  So that was my first reading of it--old-school, at the park--and it was epic.

Anyway, upon concluding my reading of it, I had the idea that maybe Gordon would want to have a gander; spot some constructive ideas, help him along.  So after the 7th inning, we began the long trek to the upper deck, so that we could ensure that this piece found Gordon.

I had, prior to this, written on the outside of the stapled, 35-page tome, which was folded in half the following:

To:  Gordon Wittenmeyer
From:  E. Hartig

And we were on our way.  After listening to my story about my "crazy Uncle Ed, who lives in Skokie and reads everything about the Cubs" the elderly security guard  (is there really any other kind there?) at the press box referred me to "Keith" who was the desired go-between between the yokels and the Lords of the Media.  I repeated my hackneyed story about "Uncle Ed in Skokie" and Keith looked me in the eye, took the Dose (only seeing that it was addressed to GW and from "E. Hartig") and said, "I'll make sure Gordon gets this."

Of course Gordo probably threw it in the can after seeing the picture and reading two paragraphs, but you know; I was only trying to be helpful.

[Jon]

I'd really love to see a Dose on this. I never get tired of reading Gordo bashing.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=1470

Do I save this for work, do I read it now...damn it. This is tough.

I chose now. Or I guess I should say I chose now a few minutes ago. It was a good choice. Probably the funniest thing I've read since coming round these here Desipio parts (right up there with Apex's description of his buddy's deuce).

I asked a friend to print it out and bring it to the ballgame. I read it between innings.  I'm glad I never had to explain my LOL'd...LOLing to the family sitting behind us.

Just to bring closure to Oleg's anectdote...

I, too, had the chance to read the printed-out version of the Dose, between innings at the game.   To do it between innings means that each of us required about 3 innings to get through the whole damn thing.  It was like Dolan was backed up or something and took a Kurt Evans-laced Ex-Lax.  So that was my first reading of it--old-school, at the park--and it was epic.

Anyway, upon concluding my reading of it, I had the idea that maybe Gordon would want to have a gander; spot some constructive ideas, help him along.  So after the 7th inning, we began the long trek to the upper deck, so that we could ensure that this piece found Gordon.

I had, prior to this, written on the outside of the stapled, 35-page tome, which was folded in half the following:

To:  Gordon Wittenmeyer
From:  E. Hartig

And we were on our way.  After listening to my story about my "crazy Uncle Ed, who lives in Skokie and reads everything about the Cubs" the elderly security guard  (is there really any other kind there?) at the press box referred me to "Keith" who was the desired go-between between the yokels and the Lords of the Media.  I repeated my hackneyed story about "Uncle Ed in Skokie" and Keith looked me in the eye, took the Dose (only seeing that it was addressed to GW and from "E. Hartig") and said, "I'll make sure Gordon gets this."

Of course Gordo probably threw it in the can after seeing the picture and reading two paragraphs, but you know; I was only trying to be helpful.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

[Al Czervik]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

[Slaky+]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

And look at this, 4 Doses in a row! We are spoiled these days.

[PTanner]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

And look at this, 4 Doses in a row! We are spoiled these days.

Sure, Andy will write doses for now, but then at some point, it'll stop and Viva El Birdos will become the Only Website We'll Ever Need.

I've seen it too many times.

[Kerm]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

And look at this, 4 Doses in a row! We are spoiled these days.

Sure, Andy will write doses for now, but then at some point, it'll stop and Viva El Birdos will become the Only Website We'll Ever Need.

I've seen it too many times.

How is he supposed to keep writing Doses with Soriano on the DL?!!  DOOOOOOOM!!!

[DwightKurtz]

I'm sure that Gordo read the Dose, was humbled, but then gave himself a congratulatory self-high five when Alfonso ate baseball and turf last night.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

And look at this, 4 Doses in a row! We are spoiled these days.

What does he think this is, 2005?

[Thrillho]

I agree it was an awesome dose.

How in the world did Andy turn it around so quickly after Slak's request?  It's like stream of consciousness writing, but with stats to back up the humor.

Andy is a moran savant.

Brilliant stuff.

And look at this, 4 Doses in a row! We are spoiled these days.

What does he think this is, 2005?

5 days in a row, and counting...