Commissioner Gordon has seen the future, and it is DOOM

[BH]

Bump.

Gene counters.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=3451219&sportCat=mlb

[Hawkeye's clutchness]

Bump, Part II.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuK4U4_EOs_RJIylYDyEgUk5nYcB?slug=jp-cubswhitesox062008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

[5laky]

Bump, Part II.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuK4U4_EOs_RJIylYDyEgUk5nYcB?slug=jp-cubswhitesox062008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

What a dipshit.

[Kerm]

Bump, Part II.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuK4U4_EOs_RJIylYDyEgUk5nYcB?slug=jp-cubswhitesox062008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

What a dipshit.

What makes you say that?

[Hawkeye's clutchness]

For starters, the guy looks like he's 12.

[Three times a JD]

Bump, Part II.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuK4U4_EOs_RJIylYDyEgUk5nYcB?slug=jp-cubswhitesox062008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

What a dipshit.

What makes you say that?

Hasn't Passan been discussed on this board before?  I think we concluded that he's in the same category as Keith Law in that they both should be ignored.

[5laky]

For starters, the guy looks like he's 12.

The main reason is that ALL of his columns are shit.

Whenever one of the big websites decides to write about what Cub fans are like I cringe. Especially because most of them are as douchey as the writers would have you believe.

[Internet Apex]

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Is this your homework, Larry?

[R-V]

Bump. Maybe the DOOM that Gordo saw was his own?

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[R-V]

DBD. He's still a buttplug.

Wells for opening day starter? Already outpitching Big Z (again) with 6-up, 6-down spring debut.

[Slaky]

DBD. He's still a buttplug.

Wells for opening day starter? Already outpitching Big Z (again) with 6-up, 6-down spring debut.

Yeah but those six batters were totally dominated in a way that Big Z has never dominated any hitter. You had to be there.

[morpheus]

DBD. He's still a buttplug.

Wells for opening day starter? Already outpitching Big Z (again) with 6-up, 6-down spring debut.

Double Buttplugging Douche?

[Quality Start Machine]

DBD. He's still a buttplug.

Wells for opening day starter? Already outpitching Big Z (again) with 6-up, 6-down spring debut.

Double Buttplugging Douche?

Dead Buttplugging Douche.

[R-V]

DBD. He's still a buttplug.

Wells for opening day starter? Already outpitching Big Z (again) with 6-up, 6-down spring debut.

Double Buttplugging Douche?

Dead Buttplugging Douche.

Double Bumping Dongleakage.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump.

It's high time dipshit gets his own thread.

8 Hours ago: "Cubs trade Baez for Miller"

7 Hours ago: "Cubs close to deal for Baez for Miller (after talks moved on from Soler)"

6.5 Hours ago: "Second source says nothing close with Braves"

6.25 Hours Ago: "Soler still in play in Braves talks"

I'd post the direct link to the tweets on here but twitter is fun-filtered on my work computer and Gordo's blocked me anyway so someone else can do it.

Regardless, Jesus Christ, I know the Sun Times is basically printed out of a van down by the river and has no credibility left anyway but why they keep letting Gordo make them look even worse is beyond me.