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Al Yellon

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Taken
« on: August 07, 2008, 12:10:54 AM »



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It. was. awesome.


Srsly.

Al Yellon

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Re: Taken
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 12:14:07 AM »
Liam Neeson was a goddamned killing machine in this. It also had Maggie Grace (Shannon from Lost) playing a familiar role as a helpless rich girl. But basically this is just 90 minutes of Neeson shooting people and being like an older, more pissed off version of Jason Bourne.

Al Yellon

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Re: Taken
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 12:18:34 AM »
I can't think of any conceivable way that Neeson's character could ever get out of France after racking up that kind of body count. Then again, after watching him single-handedly destroy the entire Albanian prostitution syndicate of Paris, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I agree with TDubbs. It was awesome!

Al Yellon

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Re: Taken
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 12:27:21 AM »
I'll reiterate everything that's been posted thus far.

Check out the trailer here.

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Re: Taken
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 01:51:29 AM »
Some serious buzz for this movie Taken, huh?

Seems to be all anyone can talk about around here.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

TDubbs

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Re: Taken
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 07:09:36 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on August 07, 2008, 01:51:29 AM
Some serious buzz for this movie Taken, huh?

Seems to be all anyone can talk about around here.

Apparently even I thought it was awesome.
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: Taken
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 08:38:43 AM »
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Taken
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 08:21:19 PM »
I like making fun of TDubbs' taste in movies as much as the next guy, but I have to say he pretty much nailed it on this one.

If he's as right about his other favorites as he is about Taken, I might have to add 27 Dresses to my NetFlix ¿que?
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Taken
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 10:36:30 AM »
Wait .. so did this movie come out a long time ago too?  And it's out now as new?  When are we?

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Re: Taken
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 05:46:10 PM »
This movie opened last week here on the left coast. 
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Re: Taken
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 06:29:47 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on February 08, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Wait .. so did this movie come out a long time ago too?  And it's out now as new?  When are we?



That was then. This is now.

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: Taken
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 09:37:46 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on February 08, 2009, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 08, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Wait .. so did this movie come out a long time ago too?  And it's out now as new?  When are we?



That was then. This is now.

When will then be now?


BTW, it opened in Europe many moons ago.  It's just making it's debut stateside.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Taken
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 09:49:59 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on February 09, 2009, 09:37:46 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 08, 2009, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 08, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Wait .. so did this movie come out a long time ago too?  And it's out now as new?  When are we?



That was then. This is now.

When will then be now?


BTW, it opened in Europe many moons ago.  It's just making it's debut stateside.

On every iteration of the bacon loop where i>1.

Tank

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Re: Taken
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 09:58:09 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on February 09, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on February 09, 2009, 09:37:46 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 08, 2009, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 08, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
Wait .. so did this movie come out a long time ago too?  And it's out now as new?  When are we?



That was then. This is now.

When will then be now?


BTW, it opened in Europe many moons ago.  It's just making it's debut stateside.

On every iteration of the bacon loop where i>1.

√(-1) > 1?

Let's not go crazy now.
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Re: Taken
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 09:58:56 AM »
It's entertaining.. liam actually pulls off the badass well.. albanians are terribly inaccurate with any sort of gun, in case anyone runs into trouble on the streetz.

are they showing the kid rock "warrior" song military ad before this movie across the country? might be the worst song i've ever heard, even with Dale jr saying it's downloadable for free, can't imagine many besides TDubbs picked this up..