Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated

[Thrillho]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

[DwightKurtz]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

...okay. 

[Jon]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

[Thrillho]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

...okay. 

What?

Not enough feces?

[DwightKurtz]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

[5laky]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

[Thrillho]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

With a Cuban boat-people reference to boot...

[Internet Apex]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

Overly-referential.

[Tonker]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

Really?  You might want to check out Wheezer's posts.  Every.  Single.  One of them.

[CT II]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

People watch Dexter?  People get Showtime?  Showtime still exists?

[Taylor2]

There were no punches and no ejections. Braves manager Bobby Cox said Escobar's elbow was swollen.

Lilly was thrown out of a game in Atlanta on June 10, 2007, after he hit Edgar Renteria with a pitch. He said he was glad he avoided another ejection.

"I definitely would have been upset if I had been thrown out of the game," Lilly said. "I was thrown out of one here last year for no good reason."

Don't make Theodore upset. Ever.

[Jon]

I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

Really?  You might want to check out Wheezer's posts.  Every.  Single.  One of them.

I thnik I get about 60% of what Wheezer is saying any given time out. But I made it through Ulysses, so...

[RV]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

[Poon]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

No ball club is safe from Chicago Ted.

[Tank]

Hooston hobos got out of town on the late night rail if they knew what was good for them.