Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated

[Kermit, B.]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

[Internet Apex]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

[Brownie]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.

[Kermit, B.]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.

In the process of working out contract details with Ted, Hendry is suddenly stricken ill.  He finalizes the contract and almost immediately gets better.  Coincidence?

[Poon]

I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.

In the process of working out contract details with Ted, Hendry is suddenly stricken ill.  He finalizes the contract and almost immediately gets better.  Coincidence?

Word is that Lilly wanted to finish the game himself last night, but he had to return some video tapes.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

[Quality Start Machine]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

[PenFoe]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry.

Ted Lilly likes Chuck Norris like his coffee - ground up and in the freezer.

[PenFoe]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

[RV]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

[CT III]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

[morpheus]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.