Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated

[Quality Start Machine]

Didn't Al try hitting that?

[morpheus]

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

[Kermit, B.]

I would like to hit this thread.

[PenFoe]

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

Here probably should have shown her his ride.
Chicks dig hot cars.

[Quality Start Machine]

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

Wow...you can land that sturgeon with a bottle of Seagrams and a carton of Luckies.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

That's a guy.

[Slaky]

*The girl on the right's shirt looks like someone sewed together a bunch of napkins.


*Sly edit

[*In a Nutsack]

Or a bunch of W flags.

[RV]

Her shirt looks like someone sewed together a bunch of napkins tablecloths.

Too much surface area to cover'd

[Tonker]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

[Quality Start Machine]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

[Tonker]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

More to the point, she probably doesn't mind my ejaculate in her mouth.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

More to the point, she probably doesn't mind my ejaculate in her mouth.

No such thing as an ugly blowjob.

[Tank]

Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd

God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

Everyone duck!

Tonker's avatar is causing Fork jokes to misfire.

[Chuck to Chuck]

No such thing as an ugly blowjob.