Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread

[Richard Chuggar]

And here is real drunk posting. Zambrano IZ the Cubs. He has always beeen and always will be. Trade him and you trad your soul. You try living with that. It's Z or Ryno. Take you rpic. Cunt.

You should have had a few more drinks so you could have got alcohol poisoning and died.  Then that post would have been worthwhile.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

You know i love carlos. .i still have thogiht all thaiso shit  i walwyasl will. he is my favorithee plaeyrkl ont this taam right nnow. fuck atl those hwo hat ehome fuck yhou and hdnur mom too. he is fucking insiace and i lvoe it. ihi sera is below 4 now so fuck all you and he may get to 10 wins whichhkl is more than lkatst year and this ia a shitteir team and hes started for less of thdere year lou fas wrong for  putting hiom in the bullpen  i love loue but he fuc,iked that on eoup. carlos is a fuckcing stud. I iwill not listen to anyhthont that saysls otherwsie. i wsa happy he went so fucing far tongith and then i drank wihch is always good. bartendkelr had nice tists. you'd like em if you l say them. id' mortorboakrt them. built for speend defintiely. i wisht ehre were more hot chikskk out at the barstk htoguh. it's slimp pickens even thought the pickens aitn to slim. i gotta dspass outl. later fcukers. happy 9/12.s or sad whichefrer is gocl for em.s

The summit of fake drunk posting has been reached. Congrats.

Thank your for writing what I was thinking.

[Yeti]

Hmmm. I don't remember doing that. Last I remember was the bar. However, I woke up slouched over in the computer chair, oven was on (luckily with nothing in it), and 90% of the lights on in my house

[Yeti]

3.36 ERA 10-6

[Internet Apex]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

[Yeti]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

I'd double splooge if he managed to get his ERA under 3.00. However, there's not enough games left, unless he pitches 12-13 Shutout innings in his next, and final, start

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

[Slaky]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Through it all, I still like him.

[Chuck to Chuck]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.

[Bort]

Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

[Internet Apex]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.

You too, actually.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.

Maybe a few more innings in relief would have helped.

[Powdered Toast Man]

He's increased his value, that's for sure.

[Tony]

Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Me three. And they're still not going to get decent value for him even with his strong finish. He should start opening day next year.