Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread

[Andy]

All it took was 110 pitches in Milwaukee against the Astros (huh?) and no fucking hits.

Carlos is the balls.

[Poon]

[butthead]

I think he's healthy.

[therick711]

In related news, Grande Z just impregnated CC Sabathia's wife and committed no errors.

[BichetteHappens]

FUCK being in normal , I didnt see it till the end of the sux game when they cut away from it.. goddamnit, but ill take it!

[Old Style Man]

And it wasn't even on tv here in Peoria. Fuck. Good news is the magic # is 7, and hopefully I get to see them clinch against the Satanic Fowl next weekend.

[StewiesBandwagon]

Fanfuckingtastic.

I guess Z is ok after all.

[berkeleycubfan]

He doesn't even have cancer or anything!

[therick711]

Is Soto the first rook catcher of a no-hitter?

[Andy]

Carlos doesn't get cancer...he gives it.

[RV]

Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

[butthead]

Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

Before he makes a prediction, he needs to tell us how to celebrate. I say the first no-hitter in my lifetime means I get to flip something over.

[fiveouts]

The first no hitter in Miller Park history.  By a Cub.  In a game in which the Brewers weren't even playing.  They were busy getting swept by the Phillies and losing the Wild Card lead. 


Fuck you, Selig. 

[Rob_Goldman]

The Asstrolls sure are bitter. 

[Chuck to Chuck]

They just replayed the last pitch.  Thank fucking god that it's Len on the call and not Chip overselling the moment.