Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread

[Jon]

Goddamn, I hope they replay this one. And soon.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I'm ready to bounce off the walls.  I always knew Z would throw a no-no, and I buy a scorecard every night I'm at a game and he's pitching hoping that'll be the night.

I wish I were there, but I'm glad I got to see the last 3 outs on ESPN.

Also what fiveouts said.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

This was so fucking cool. I saw Hooten and Pappas' no-hitters, and one of Holtzman's, but the excitement was nothing like this. Fucken fantastico, indeed.

[Taylor2]

It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Lost in the hoopla: isn't it true that tonight, Zambrano has set a major-league record by getting a hit in 14 consecutive starts?

[LoneStarCubFan]

It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suck it Drayton.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It must be wonderful to be an Astro fan and be a witness to this history!

[therick711]

It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.

Yellon told me he was talking to some Disastros fans and they were just happy to be part of history.  They said this was slightly better than K-Wood's 20 K performance.

[powen01]

My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  

[Gil Gunderson]

My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  

Prove it.

[Wheezer]

If this baseball thing doesn't work out, I can envision a bright future with the Holy See.

[Eli]

[Internet Apex]

Lost in the hoopla: isn't it true that tonight, Zambrano has set a major-league record by getting a hit in 14 consecutive starts?

No. He went 0-2 in his last start vs. Houston on 9/2. He started a new streak tonight.

[Jim Edmonds]

FANTASTICO!

[Mike Douche]

Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

Wow.  I didn't think anyone would remember that.  I  just got back from the Shoutbox lamenting as much.

My other prediction was that the Cubs would finish the week 4-1 or 5-0.  Instead, they went 3-0.  Fuck you, Ike!