Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread

[Gil Gunderson]

I totally understand this Kurt Evans photoshop!!!!

And I approve this message.

[powen01]

My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  

Prove it.

I'm sterile.

That's what I tell all the baby mama's...

[Taylor2]

http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments

First Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.

[TRSlyder]

That kicked major hiney. the Brewers not only lost two games in one day, but had to watch Zambrano throw a no-hitter in their ballpark!! Ha haha ha. That's fucking hilarious. I'm also glad for Soto, catching a no-hitter as a rookie is pretty damn impressive. Great fucking day for the Cubs.

[Jon]

http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments

First Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.

What bullshit that is. Like the Cubs weren't being jerked around too.

[Poon]

I totally understand this Kurt Evans photoshop!!!!

And I approve this message.

Back at ya Z!

[TRSlyder]

lol. I had a brief thing on my blog about Z's no hitter, and I use stat counter so I can track all of my traffic. So far I've had like 10 hits from google, and the last three hits (all from different people in diff. parts of the country) typed in "Santo" somewhere along with "Zambrano no hitter". That's fucking awesome. Gotta love Ron.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

I didn't think it was possible, but after the South Side Bitches, I think I may hate the Trolls more than any other team, even the Cardinals. Fuck the Trolls and Drayton McLane's Big Fat Wallet.

[Al Yellon]

lol. I had a brief thing on my blog about Z's no hitter, and I use stat counter so I can track all of my traffic. So far I've had like 10 hits from google, and the last three hits (all from different people in diff. parts of the country) typed in "Santo" somewhere along with "Zambrano no hitter". That's fucking awesome. Gotta love Ron.

By: Chuck Dickens, chuckdickens@chuckdickens.com

Really? That's fascinating. You have a blog? I would certainly like to know more.

[TRSlyder]

Dude, that's killer material. You should take that stuff on the road. Seriously.

[TJ]

Dude, that's killer material. You should take that stuff on the road. Seriously.

He has. To Cleveland, Iowa City, Chicago, and back. He's a GRIT-ty blogger, that ChuckD.

[DPappy]

Thanks for letting me see a no hitter in person, Ike!

[LoneStarCubFan]

http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments

First Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.

What bullshit that is. Like the Cubs weren't being jerked around too.

I joined so I could post a message for Joe:

Dear Joe:
If Drayton McLane wasn't a cheap soulless asshole your team would flown to Milwaukee on Thursday night and the series would have started on Friday like it should have.

by LoneStarCubFan on Sep 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT   up   reply   actions   0 recs

[Quality Start Machine]

Only Z could fuck Houston up worse than a hurricane.

[Wheezer]

Back at ya Z!

There is no need for the Gnostic heresy.  Try Saint Rita.